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Did you miss me?

Here are a few Suburban Haiku you may have missed on Facebook or Twitter. Let's pay better attention, shall we?

To tell the truth

What would it be like if your Instagram hashtags were...honest? Find out on NickMom. Are you a hashtagging Instagrammer? Of course you are. Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your hashtags told the story of what was really going on in that gorgeous picture ? Of course you didn't. But I did, on NickMom .

Nastiness

What educational activities do you have planned this summer? Might I suggest some scientific observations? Summer is gross, isn't it? Take, for instance, the baby pool. Or, as I like to call it, the
Also offensive, apparently: the summer wedding. My goodness, aren't people worked up about guest lists! Since I love love love reminding people about their manners , I'm sharing the wisdom over on Lifetime Moms . You are invited to read it.

Potty talk

I think you know how this ends, on NickMom. How can I put this delicately? The number one problem with summer is ... number two. See the whole story on NickMom .

And speaking of number two, my premiere post on The Mid lists actual arguments my teenage sons have attempted to make ---like, with a straight face. I call you-know-what.

This little kitty drives to daycare

With love to the moms making it work. On NickMom. I've worked full-time and part-time, and not worked, and worked at home. I feel you, working moms. I really do. So does this orange kitty over on NickMom: 10 things only moms with kids in childcare understand .

Be ready for when you're not ready

It happens every time, right? You try to sneak a quick stop at the grocery store after camp drop off but before hair and makeup and there she is. Precisely the buffed, polished, and perfectly coiffed “friend” you were trying to avoid. And her mother-in-law.

Over on Lifetime Moms, I've got the Five Best Excuses for Why You Left the House Looking Like That. Read, memorize, be prepared. You're welcome. via Lifetime Moms

Let's take a powder

Has something been bothering you about the supposed "wife bonus"? Me too. Come join me In the Powder Room and we'll sort this thing out.

Is this some kind of joke?

This catalog isn't the only thing that makes me look around for Candid Camera. On NickMom today, here are ten more genius ideas I'm pretty sure are just a joke on moms. They can't be serious, right?

Think you can make it?

NickMom is gonna help you make it through this summer. We can do it!

That poor man

My poor husband. When my kids were little, my daycare provider would make clucking noises whenever I mentioned him and say, "That poor man." I think it might have had something to do with my lack of domestic skills because sometimes when I picked up the kids, she would slip me a hot tin foil package of dinner for that poor man. So maybe I should just clean the house to celebrate Father's Day? Here's a status report on that front, on NickMom.