Peyton Price's Blog, page 23
March 4, 2014
Snow day report: Productivity is down
Eventually they'll go back to school and I'll be back on track. RIGHT? Subscribe.
March 3, 2014
Winter of my discontent
I don't know how much longer I can do this. Subscribe.
I vaguely remember this little guy. Do you? He's hiding out over atNickMom with a haiku for you.
I vaguely remember this little guy. Do you? He's hiding out over atNickMom with a haiku for you.
February 28, 2014
Red Carpet Ready
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Bonus: If you’re not a tweeter, Oscar night is the perfect night to take a test run. It’s like having your funniest friends right there in the room with you, except you don’t have to shower or serve snacks . . . and you get to drink all the champagne yourself.
Don’t be scared. I’ll get you started. Login at twitter.com and follow these tweeps for red carpet and Oscar fun:
@marinkaNYC
@wendiaarons
@ooph
@marymac
@letmestart
@nicoleleighshaw
@suburbanhaiku (of course!)
Tweet me hi so I know to follow you back. Just type @suburbanhaiku somewhere in your tweet and I’ll be able to see it. Cheers!
Bonus: If you’re not a tweeter, Oscar night is the perfect night to take a test run. It’s like having your funniest friends right there in the room with you, except you don’t have to shower or serve snacks . . . and you get to drink all the champagne yourself.Don’t be scared. I’ll get you started. Login at twitter.com and follow these tweeps for red carpet and Oscar fun:
@marinkaNYC
@wendiaarons
@ooph
@marymac
@letmestart
@nicoleleighshaw
@suburbanhaiku (of course!)
Tweet me hi so I know to follow you back. Just type @suburbanhaiku somewhere in your tweet and I’ll be able to see it. Cheers!
February 27, 2014
Over or under
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February 26, 2014
Straight poop
Chances are that tomorrow's haiku will not be about poop. Subscribe.
Bonus! A few words of explanation about my favorite bonus ever: The talented Stephanie Sprenger at Mommy, For Real called for ParentZ Bop submissions and I couldn't resist sending a Price family favorite. We sing this little ditty whenever the mood strikes (and, of course, laughter only makes the problem worse).
When I unveiled Stephanie's amazing rendition to the Price brothers, they threatened to sue me for royalties. Then we laughed 'til we cried. Thank you for immortalizing our family theme song, Stephanie! We love it. A little too much, probably. (What is wrong with us?)
Bonus! A few words of explanation about my favorite bonus ever: The talented Stephanie Sprenger at Mommy, For Real called for ParentZ Bop submissions and I couldn't resist sending a Price family favorite. We sing this little ditty whenever the mood strikes (and, of course, laughter only makes the problem worse).
When I unveiled Stephanie's amazing rendition to the Price brothers, they threatened to sue me for royalties. Then we laughed 'til we cried. Thank you for immortalizing our family theme song, Stephanie! We love it. A little too much, probably. (What is wrong with us?)
February 25, 2014
I'm shot
You know what would perk me right up? Subscribe. Bonus: Speaking of perk, Kim Bongiorno has a list of sick day perks for you on NickMom. Look on the bright side!
February 24, 2014
America's got talent
Let's take it from the top. Subscribe.
Bonus: Does the school talent show turn you into a beast, too? More school talent show haiku on NickMom today.
Bonus: Does the school talent show turn you into a beast, too? More school talent show haiku on NickMom today.
February 21, 2014
Who said science was fair?
Hypothesis: If you subscribe, you will lead a happier haiku-ier life.
Bonus: If you liked that one, you'll love this science fair Suburban Haiku on NickMom.
Bonus: If you liked that one, you'll love this science fair Suburban Haiku on NickMom.
February 20, 2014
Almost made the cut
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Bonus: I'm on NickMom today, solving your problems yet again. Is it time to color your hair? Only I know for sure.
Bonus: I'm on NickMom today, solving your problems yet again. Is it time to color your hair? Only I know for sure.
