Peyton Price's Blog, page 15
August 7, 2014
Priorities
On family trips focus on what's important: keeping your phones charged. #suburbanhaiku
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) August 1, 2014
August 1, 2014
July 29, 2014
It was a dark and stormy night.
Bonus: I'm over on NickMom with the Top 9 Questions You Do NOT Want Your Kids to Answer. Trust me on this one.
July 25, 2014
July 22, 2014
July 17, 2014
Problems, solved
I had an epiphany. My entire life, I've thought, "I am terrible at math." I panic when someone asks me for the time. But what I realized yesterday is that I am excellent at math. Like, I'm a genius at solving equations of the mom variety. And here's the crazy part: YOU ARE, TOO. Here's the proof. (See what I did there? Proof? Get it?) Here are Five Math Problems Every Mom Can Solve on NickMom. 
NickMom So then I got on a roll with all kinds of problems, like the ones I have when I'm wearing a maxi dress. Life is hard, y'all. Allow me and Nick Mom to make it a little easier for you with these Reasons to Never Ever Wear a Maxi Dress. 
NickMom Speaking of maxi, do you ever feel overwhelmed in the feminine hygiene aisle? Do not fear. Once again I have all the answers in this "Flow Chart" explaining Which Feminine Product Should You Buy? on In the Powder Room.
So there you have it. Problems, solved.
In The Powder Room
NickMom So then I got on a roll with all kinds of problems, like the ones I have when I'm wearing a maxi dress. Life is hard, y'all. Allow me and Nick Mom to make it a little easier for you with these Reasons to Never Ever Wear a Maxi Dress. NickMom Speaking of maxi, do you ever feel overwhelmed in the feminine hygiene aisle? Do not fear. Once again I have all the answers in this "Flow Chart" explaining Which Feminine Product Should You Buy? on In the Powder Room.So there you have it. Problems, solved.
In The Powder Room
July 16, 2014
July 15, 2014
Doctor, doctor
Is there a doctor
who will write me an excuse
for bad behavior?
BluntMoms Today I'm on BluntMoms with a list of suburban syndromes I would very much like to be officially recognized so I can get a note.
May I please be excused?
who will write me an excuse
for bad behavior?
BluntMoms Today I'm on BluntMoms with a list of suburban syndromes I would very much like to be officially recognized so I can get a note.May I please be excused?
July 14, 2014
'Tis the (end of the) season
NickMom Sometimes I have information to convey as a public service and, for clarity's sake, I can't do so in a haiku. This is one of those times. I know there's been some confusion, so today I'm on NickMom to tell you What That Email From Your Kid's Coach REALLY Means. The more you know.
July 11, 2014
Take a deep breath
Don't be scared. I'll be right there with you. Now, you would think that trying on a bathing suit is the scariest thing about me today, but you'd be wrong. I'm appearing over on Scary Mommy with some . . . updated nursery rhymes. Just imagine if Mother Goose were a real muthah, and you'll get the idea of where this is going. Come along anyway.
