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January 19, 2016
‘The Bachelor’ Season 20, Episode 3: Hard Balls, Fat Toes, & Two-Faced Triflin’ Hoes [SIC]
Welcome, Bachelor Babies, to week three of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! And yes, I purposefully spelled the title of this recap wrong because I wanted to refer to a garden tool that won’t stop digging as opposed to a female prostitute, because I don’t like to refer to other women like that and so I’m […]
January 15, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, Episode 2: THE LIVE TWEETS EDITION
What’s up, Bachelor babies! Welcome to the Live Tweets Edition of episode 2 of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! My twitter followers when they realize #thebachelor is back on & I'm about to take over their timeline for 12 weeks pic.twitter.com/ZAMhEA3XOP — Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 12, 2016 For this week’s full-length recap – y’know, […]
January 13, 2016
‘The Bachelor’ Season 20 Episode 2: One Big Mouth, 2 Guest Stars, and 50 Shades of Lace!
What’s up, Bachelor babies! Welcome to the second episode of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! I have a feeling @benhiggi 's eye contact is going to be on point tonight
January 12, 2016
No Filter.
This year, I made an inside resolution to post more Instagram selfies in 2016. I found myself loving the selfies everyone else posted of themselves and craving for more, but cringing when it came to the thought of actually doing it myself. First: I hate the word “selfie”. Second, I always feel dumb and a […]
January 11, 2016
Magic.
A few years ago, I collaborated with my nerd pal Jeremy on creating a series of “Meditations For Villains” – we wanted them to be fun and camp, and I REALLY wanted the majority of them to feature Jareth, David Bowie’s character in the movie “Labyrinth.” His character in that movie had lit my imagination […]
January 8, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, Episode 1: THE LIVE TWEETS
What’s up, Bachelor babies! So I’m going to be trying out a new thing this season…instead of making my recaps a thousand times longer (and way more time consuming to write) by trying to compile all of my favorite live-tweets into the recap post, I decided to do a separate post of them. I don’t […]
January 7, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, Episode 1: Unicorns, Roses, & Lace!
What’s up Bachelor babies! Welcome to Season 20 of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! I’m currently in the hangry throes of a sugar/carb detox where even just profile pictures of people eating donuts makes me want to murder something (which also meant that I could not indulge in my time-honored tradition of eating dark chocolate and […]
January 3, 2016
2016.
May this new year be filled with more winged travel, pink and purple skies, snow-covered mountaintops, dreamy days at the coast, and inspirational quotes by Justin Bieber.
January 2, 2016
Lucky enough.
In 2015 I was lucky enough to: * meet my goal of reading 100 books (some of which I enjoyed)* score my very first paycheck for a contributing writer piece* stand on the beaches of both coasts* go on a week-long vacation to Maine with my family* take my very first train ride (and through […]
January 1, 2016
Best Books of 2015
In 2015, I set my goal for the Goodreads Reading Challenge at 100 books. (To my delight and surprise, I actually ended up reading 102 books) These were my favorites: 1) SHOTGUN LOVESONGS by Nikolas Butler Oh man… I knew after reading the first five pages that this was going to become one of my all-time favorite books, […]
