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February 18, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, Episode 7: Ben’s a Tour Guide, Emily’s Last Pontoon Ride, & Becca’s Blind Side!
Welcome to Episode 7 of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! i bet the bachelor on this season of the bachelor has the most perfectly average dick like its so average scientists study it as a standard — Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 17, 2016 Our daughter would make a terrible Bachelorette. pic.twitter.com/f5vl5tmNvI — Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) […]
February 16, 2016
Stories I Tell To Get You To Buy Stuff
So every year around my birthday, I like to go through all of my stuff and do a deep cleaning + organizing. It’s as much a spiritual thing as it is practical…I love the act of getting rid of things that no longer full serve me so I can clear out space for new things […]
February 15, 2016
‘The Bachelor’ Monday Link Buffet: Week 7!
What’s up, Bachelor babes! Check out the Live Tweets Edition from last week’s episode in case you missed it and last week’s recap if you need a lil’ refresher before tonight’s episode. ON WITH THE LINX: 1) So first, THIS HAPPENED: (and yeah, we’re starting with stuff about me because this MY blog and I basically only started this blog […]
Leaps & Bounds.
I don’t tend to publicly talk a lot about the stuff I’m working on until it’s legit happening, which I know can drive some people crazy (mainly because they’ll ask me what’s going on and I’ll be like, “Oh…nothing, really? Nothing new!” which we both know is a lie). Part of it is a manifestation […]
February 14, 2016
Happy Valentine’s Day, Everybody!
These pretty babies were just delivered to my house, free of charge, by Postmates. Because promotions! They might be doing the 2 free Starbucks V-Day drinks promotion in your city, too, but even if they’re not, you can get $10 in delivery free credit by using my code e3ve. I mean, what better day to […]
February 13, 2016
‘The Bachelor’ Season 20, Episode 6: LIVE TWEETS EDITION
Welcome to Episode 6 of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet, THE LIVE TWEETS EDITION! If you haven’t caught up on the full-length recap of this week’s episode, I highly suggest reading that first. Mainly just because I get all the credit for that recap, and I love getting credit for stuff. On with the tweets! “Talk Smart Things” […]
February 11, 2016
{Prehistoric Amber} I can’t be funny, smart, charming, AND be a good kisser, you guys. God has his limits, too, you know.
Because I am a very important and busy person in charge of multiple high-powered projects, I decided to take some time out of my hectic schedule this Valentine’s afternoon to engage in a little kiss cam action with Ryan Gosling. Sorry if you’re totally jonesing to make out with me after looking at these pics. I’m […]
February 10, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, E6: Bahama Drama!
What’s up, Bachelor babes! Welcome to week six of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet! #TheBachelor drinking game for tonight: every time someone says "like" do not take a drink because if you do you will be dead in 3 minutes — elan gale (@theyearofelan) February 9, 2016 This week’s episode went a LOOOONG way to […]
February 8, 2016
‘The Bachelor’ Monday Link Buffet, Week 6!
What’s up, Bachelor babes! Hope you all had a good weekend (I myself had a VERY good weekend), BUT NOW THAT WEEKEND IS OVER AND IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF HARDCORE BACHELOR BADASSERY. Check out the Live Tweets Edition from last week’s episode in case you missed it and last week’s recap if you need a lil’ refresher before tonight’s […]
February 5, 2016
‘The Bachelor’, Season 20, E5: THE LIVE TWEETS EDITION
Welcome to Episode 4 of The Bachelor: Ben Is Sweet, THE LIVE TWEETS EDITION! If you haven’t caught up on the full-length recap of this week’s episode, I highly suggest reading that first. Mainly just because I get all the credit for that recap, and I love getting credit for stuff. On with the tweets… @Millsy11374 […]
