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June 15, 2015
Online Dating Diaries™: Trust Fund Tom Cruise Seeks Gym Addicted Jessica Biel; Depth of Character Need Not Apply
Today’s Online Dating Diaries post is long. But it’s not really my fault. It’s the fault of the guy in the white leather jacket, pictured here. In the interest of doing some deep, deep cleaning (you thought I was going to say “dickin'”, didncha?) online dating material I’ve been holding on to these past few […]
June 13, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 27: Take Me To An Ivy League Town
This week we gab about my foray back into online dating, Jen’s expert handling of a creepster, Manspreading, The Bachelorette + UnReal, falling down the rabbit hole of James Spader, Call Me Caitlyn and Kimye The Second Breeding, Game of Thrones epicness, and packing in an hour of middle-aged white man comedians every Sunday night! […]
June 12, 2015
The 2015 Fuck It List: #10 – Defending The F-Bomb of Forgiveness
Back in 2014, I posted my 2014 Fuck It List based on and inspired by this most excellent post: Welcome to my Fuck It list. Fourteen things I’m going to stop giving a fuck about in 2014. Because, as important as it is to push yourself to be a healthier, more compassionate person, that can be downright […]
June 11, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} It’s Butterfly-Turning-Into-Time, Bitches.
Zac Efron in Liberal Arts Nat: Want some good news? Jesse Fisher: Yes, please. Nat: Caterpillars… give me my hat… they’re just scooting along, right? Being caterpillars. At some point, these cells show up, called imaginal cells. Scientists don’t know where they come from or why they appear. These imaginal cells show up inside the caterpillar and say: […]
June 10, 2015
Very Damn Essential: Deep Blue Rub It On Ya
Sore muscles/joints You’re all, “I’M GONNA DO THIS” when it comes to working out, so you start lifting weights and doing that Couch 2 5K gig (C U L8R, body fat) and doing a bunch of stuff that normal, lazy people like me don’t really understand. You’re committed to your fitness, and you get on a streak – there’s no […]
June 9, 2015
The Bachelorette Season 11, Episode 4: The Broadway Rap Battle for Kaitlyn’s Heart
Welcome to episode 4 of The Bachelorette: Kaitlyn Is Funny! Five Hundred Twenty Five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes / How Do You Measure The Love Lost Between J.J. & Cliii-iiint? Last night our episode started right away (like, right away – they didn’t even do that whole “last week + this week” filler preview that […]
June 8, 2015
Online Dating Diaries™: Seeks Non-Flirt Baby Factory, Offers Nothing In Return
I’ve actually been sitting on this for a looooong time…first, because I was taking a break from doing (and writing about) online dating, and second, (as you’ll hear in this episode of Pizza Rainbow!) with very few exceptions, I struggle with the moral implications of publishing someone’s online dating identity. But this is one of […]
June 6, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 26: Super Action Vagina
Welcome to Episode 26 of Pizza Rainbow! This week Jen tells a hilarious story about asking a guy out in Burger King, Amber talks about her new couch, and they both discuss a lot of TV shows that they have strong opinions about! (Including the Game of Thrones rape-scene controversy, Jen’s documentary-watching on the Roosevelts, […]
June 5, 2015
The 2015 Fuck It List: #9 – Social Media Bullshit
Back in 2014, I posted my 2014 Fuck It List based on and inspired by this most excellent post: Welcome to my Fuck It list. Fourteen things I’m going to stop giving a fuck about in 2014. Because, as important as it is to push yourself to be a healthier, more compassionate person, that can be downright […]
June 4, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} How To Conduct Your Radio Show In a Way That Will Make You Famous
1. First, pick a song that you absolutely love and never get sick of hearing, like What You Want by John Butler Trio. Always include this in your set list. No matter what. You might have played it on every single show since you started DJ’ing four years ago, but it doesn’t matter. Even if some of […]
