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July 22, 2015
The Bachelorette, Season 11, Episode 10: The Men Tell All!
Welcome to Episode 10, The Men Tell All edition of The Bachelorette: Kaitlyn is Funny! A real time picture of me watching the #MenTellAll pic.twitter.com/yb8Gc3rBwu — Andria Kowalchik (@AndriaKowalchik) July 21, 2015 Gonna start hosting a yearly #MenTellAll at my house where all my exes air their complaints. Then beg me to take them back. […]
July 19, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 29: Rainbow Forest Cafe
Welcome to Episode 29 of Pizza Rainbow! This week, the bold and brassy broads of PR! chat about celebrity break-ups, the Bachelorette sextroversy, the Cosby Quaalude revelation, AND they offer a lot of unsolicited and not-at-all-expert advice on how you should run your restaurant business! Listen now: Pizza Rainbow! 29: Rainbow Forest Cafe Check out Math […]
July 16, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} “I’m sorry, I can’t dance with you…I’m wearing my new wooden leg and I need to break it in slowly.”
Today we are going to be talking mainly about Do’s and Dont’s of Online Personals For The Ladies. I am far from perfect; because of that, I’ve had to learn some lessons in the area of man-hunting and fishing. I would like to share these lessons with others, if only to spare them further pain (see? […]
July 15, 2015
The Bachelorette, Season 11, Episode 9: Nick’s Sister Is Really His Daughter!
Welcome to another episode of The Bachelorette: Kaitlyn Is Funny! In order to sufficiently capture the dramatic magic of this week’s episode, I will be titling each parts after songs from famous musicals that have been made into movies. However, since I feel strongly that there are two types of people – those who enjoy musicals […]
July 12, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 28: Happy Birthday America!
After a brief hiatus, Amber and Jen reunite to talk about the latest shiz in pop culture: A Deadly Adoption, sex on The Bachelorette, The Game of Thrones season finale, Caitlyn Jenner, and the Wet Hot American Summer redux! Listen Now: Pizza Rainbow! 28: Happy Birthday America! Check out Math Is Hard.net and/or iTunes for new episodes every Friday […]
July 10, 2015
The 2015 Fuck It List: #14 Getting Locked In On *When* I Do Shit vs. Focusing On Just Actually Doing Shit.
Welcome to my Fuck It list. Fourteen things I’m going to stop giving a fuck about in 2014. Because, as important as it is to push yourself to be a healthier, more compassionate person, that can be downright impossible. Refusing to give a fuck, however, isn’t just easy — it’s kind of awesome. So fuck it. Here […]
July 9, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} I am the one I am waiting for.
First, it was when I was five and felt like I couldn’t enjoy the Slip ‘n’ Slide with my cousins because I knew my dad thought I looked chubby in my swimsuit. Somehow I had learned that you weren’t supposed to have fun if you were fat. That you didn’t deserve it…instead of having fun, you […]
July 7, 2015
The Bachelorette, Season 11, Episode 8: More Tears + Sex In Ireland!
Welcome to another episode of The Bachelorette: Kaitlyn Is Funny! This week finds Kaitlyn and the boys in Killarney, Ireland. Yes, that’s right – we’re still in Ireland. Like…who is charge of arranging that whole “pay us to film in your country” schtick for The Bachelor? Because they did a hell of a job with […]
July 3, 2015
The 2015 Fuck It List: #13 Being Creatively Well-Rounded
Back in 2014, I posted my 2014 Fuck It List based on and inspired by this most excellent post: Welcome to my Fuck It list. Fourteen things I’m going to stop giving a fuck about in 2014. Because, as important as it is to push yourself to be a healthier, more compassionate person, that can be downright […]
July 2, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} Bitchy Advice Column: The Launch
Editor’s Note: This Column was previously prefaced in a post written and published June 15, 2006: So I’ve decided that I want to be a bitchy advice columnist. Reasons why I think I would be great for the job – 1. I keep it real, y’all. 2. I know everything, therefore I give great advice. […]
