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August 1, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 31: The Curvature of Thine Shaft
This week on Pizza Rainbow! we have a lil’ bit of a catch-up, then talk about the season finale + After The Final Rose edition of The Bachelorette; the series premiere of I Am Cait; and the new show The Stewarts & The Hamilton’s + other fun, random stuff!Listen now! Listen Now: Pizza Rainbow! 31: The Curvature of Thine Shaft Check out Math Is […]
July 31, 2015
36
I wasn’t going to turn 36 this year. I have certain ages that I’m really psyched to hit: I think 37 is gonna be a really super sexy age for me. I’ve been looking forward to 42 for as long as I can remember. And 80 is going to be rad, because by then all bets […]
July 30, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} Bachelor In Paradise, Episode 1: In Paradise, We’re All 80/40.
Welcome to the premiere of Bachelor In Paradise! In case you haven’t been keeping up with the newest show of the Bachelor franchise, basically it’s going to be a lot of beautiful people in swimsuits who all make out with each other and then cry a bunch about how hard it is to be in paradise with a […]
July 28, 2015
The Bachelorette, Season 11, Episode 11: Season Finale + After The Final Rose!
Welcome to the Season Finale + After The Final Rose episode of The Bachelorette: Kaitlyn Is Funny! It’s been a journey, you guys…maybe not an actual journey to exotic places (AGAIN: WTF was UP with UTAH?!) like we both expect and deserve from this show, but a journey nonetheless! A journey of transparent lace dresses, obsessions […]
July 27, 2015
Online Dating Diaries™: The Only Guy In America Who’s Tired of Constantly Being Used For Sex
I’ma gonna make this simple: When you’ve read as many online dating profiles as I have, you start to noticing some patterns. One of them is like those weird eye-trick art books that we all went crazy over in the 5th grade…you know, the ones that are full of optical illusions, where you have stare at […]
July 26, 2015
[The Middle of Nowhere] Excerpt: I Know What My Heart Is For
[Author’s Note: Every week of The Middle of Nowhere presale, I’ll be posting a new excerpt from the book on Sunday. This excerpt features is the very first time we meet Jason Thieson, a central character of #MoN] I Know What My Heart Is For The Vowels, Pt. 2, Why? Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat, Say […]
July 24, 2015
Pizza Rainbow! 30: The Situations
This week Pizza Rainbow starts out with some solid girl talk time, with me telling Jen about my crazy week (new book (check it out here!)! Crazy hang-outs! Legit boy stuff!) and moves right into celebrity break-ups (RIP, Miranda Lambert + Blake Shelton, C-YA Britt + Brady), celebrity shade (Nicki Minaj + Taylor Swift + […]
The 2015 Fuck It List: #15 Fuck The Rush
Welcome to my Fuck It list. Fourteen things I’m going to stop giving a fuck about in 2014. Because, as important as it is to push yourself to be a healthier, more compassionate person, that can be downright impossible. Refusing to give a fuck, however, isn’t just easy — it’s kind of awesome. So fuck it. Here […]
July 23, 2015
{Prehistoric Amber} Beautiful Day.
Today, it is beautiful out. Setting the espresso machine to on, I strolled through the apartment and popped my head out onto the patio. It’s one of those crisp, spring, slightly chilly days. I thought of my mom saying that very thing, “It is beauuuuutiful out!”, the way she does when she comes in from a […]
July 22, 2015
Something Old, Something New (hint: it’s a book!)
“Sometimes the best part about starting your own thing is getting to change stuff whenever you feel like it (this is going to be a recurring theme for 2015…you just wait)..” – You might recognize this from a post I published on the blog (or you might not…it’s cool, we all have lives). And now I finally get to share with […]
