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Chrissy Olinger

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in Green Harbor, The United States
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March 2010


Chrissy Olinger is a writer who lives in New England. In 1967 she was lost on a family picnic. Always resourceful, she made her way to a den, where she was reared in the wild by black footed ferrets. Her mustelid name, Chklgglrgchkchk, roughly translates as "large one who squashes our young."

Discovered by park rangers in the mid-80s, Chrissy was reintegrated into society through television and reading. This is why she is weird. It is also why she can quote massive passages from sitcom dialogue and knows all the words to The Banana Splits theme song.

She also works as a language, literary, and verbal forensics specialist and writes books to stay out of trouble. Whether this is successful is open for debate.

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Average rating: 2.94 · 677 ratings · 69 reviews · 2 distinct worksSimilar authors
My Boyfriend's Back

2.94 avg rating — 672 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions
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Heart of Gold

3.60 avg rating — 5 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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“Time healed all wounds, but there was nothing you could do to fix stupid.”
Chrissy Olinger, My Boyfriend's Back

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