Meg Maguire

“All men think they're great kissers. Just like you think you're the only decent driver on the road."
"Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser. Dangerously amazing. Your panties would, like, disintegrate, I'm such an awesome kisser.”
― Meg Maguire, Making Him Sweat

“Indeed. Oh, and Fal?”
“Yeah?”
“Get laid, while you’re up there, won’t you?”
“Oh, God.”
“Seriously. Your hymen’s going to grow back, it’s been so long. Have a fling. It might lighten you up.”
“Goodbye, Rache.”

Meg Maguire, The Reluctant Nude”
― Meg Maguire