Michael Siemsen
Goodreads Author
Born
The United States
Website
Twitter
Genre
Influences
Member Since
October 2011
URL
https://www.goodreads.com/michaelsiemsen
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The Dig
10 editions
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2010
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Exigency
9 editions
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2014
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The Opal (Matt Turner, #2)
8 editions
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2012
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Return (Matt Turner, #3)
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2015
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A Warm Place to Call Home
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2013
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The Many Lives of Samuel Beauchamp
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2013
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Matty: A Matt Turner Series Short
4 editions
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2013
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The Smiths
3 editions
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2014
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The Matt Turner Boxed Set #1-3
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2015
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The Shepherd of the Brilliant Valley
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“She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once."
I shrugged, "fine. I said'. . . just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.”
― A Warm Place to Call Home
I shrugged, "fine. I said'. . . just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.”
― A Warm Place to Call Home
“After a week passed it had dawned on me what I was and, more importantly, that I needed to do a little more research before climbing into one of you people.”
― A Warm Place to Call Home
― A Warm Place to Call Home
“After a week passed it had dawned on me what I was and, more importantly, that I needed to do a little more research before climbing into one of you people. For one, certain religions will make life a living hell for a demon. Exorcisms are obnoxious. I mean, who the hell are these grown men believing in a fucking invisible entity occupying human bodies? To me the concept of a demon should be no different than any other monster myth out there—Yeti, Chupacabra, Robert Pattinson. Disregard for a moment the fact that I happen to exist. No one should believe in me. It’s stupid. There’s as much evidence to support my existence as any other silly legend. And yet, someone decided there should be trained “professionals” dedicated to the holy mission of pissing me off.”
― A Warm Place to Call Home
― A Warm Place to Call Home
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The Seasonal Read...: Winter Challenge 2014: Reading Plans | 56 | 550 | Feb 19, 2015 03:31PM | |
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Crazy Challenge C...: Travelling the world from your comfy chair | 138 | 425 | Apr 10, 2018 09:20AM |
“Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man just isn't bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!". Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who's watching that bee. You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky you see!”
― Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
― Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

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