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March 23, 2018
The Best Seats in the House
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. I am of the belief that certain people meet by “divine” appointment. I understand that we as humans can ignore—or mess up—our own destiny but I think there’s a right person out there for everybody. It all started late Saturday afternoon as severe storms were blowing… Continue Reading The Best Seats in the House
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March 16, 2018
What’s the point of falling in love if it doesn’t last?
The Latest Dancing Pony pickup line… I call this one the alternate universe line, mostly because I’ve rarely seen this pickup maneuver performed successfully, and it’s even rarer to see a woman employing it. A couple of cowboys came into the Dancing Pony and sat at the bar during happy hour. The younger of the… Continue Reading What’s the point of falling in love if it doesn’t last?
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March 9, 2018
You’re doing it all wrong…
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is… Last weekend I had to help out a friend when a pipe burst and flooded their house, which precluded getting the pickup line posted. There’s a chance you might read about that event in the future. A pretty woman was sitting at the bar alone. She… Continue Reading You’re doing it all wrong…
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March 2, 2018
You seem like a woman out of her element…
The latest Dancing Pony pickup line… I would say this one was more of a joint effort rather than a pickup line but anyway… It all started with a young woman who came in the Dancing Pony looking a little low. Our bartenders are damned good at spotting ladies in distress and helping them feel… Continue Reading You seem like a woman out of her element…
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February 23, 2018
There’s Not Much You Can Do To This Chevy That I Can’t Fix
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. I call this one a Divine accident. We had a lot of traffic coming into the nightclub from the oil fields this weekend. Early in the evening on Saturday, there was a ruckus out in the parking lot so the bouncers and I went out to… Continue Reading There’s Not Much You Can Do To This Chevy That I Can’t Fix
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February 16, 2018
Chivalry is alive and well in Divine, Texas
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. Chivalry is alive and well in Divine, Texas. At least Saturday night it was. A group of young ladies were in the nightclub celebrating. I wasn’t sure what the story was until later but it seemed to revolve around the dark-haired lady of the bunch.… Continue Reading Chivalry is alive and well in Divine, Texas
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February 9, 2018
City slicker, what brings you to the sticks now?
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. We had a chance to witness a reunion of sorts this past weekend. There was a young lady about 30 years of age sitting at the bar talking to her mom on her phone. All wrapped up in her conversation, she didn’t notice a gentleman of… Continue Reading City slicker, what brings you to the sticks now?
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February 3, 2018
I only see one beautiful woman in here because I can’t take my eyes off you
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. If you think anything like I do, you may often wonder why certain people who seem to have nothing in common are attracted to each other. Some say it’s because God has a sense of humor. I believe it’s because God knows what we need… Continue Reading I only see one beautiful woman in here because I can’t take my eyes off you
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January 26, 2018
My dad taught me to never waste anything, not even a bad beer.
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. When I told Gracie about the subjects of the pickup line this time around, she suggested that I tell y’all to imagine Chance or Clayton Carlisle as you read this one. She said something about “sexy silver” ranchers gets y’all’s attention. Anyway… There’s no doubt that… Continue Reading My dad taught me to never waste anything, not even a bad beer.
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January 19, 2018
My dying wish is to dance with the most beautiful woman in the world
The Dancing Pony pickup line of the week is…. There were a couple of ladies sitting at the bar discussing their work week when three cowboys, who’d obviously been having a good time somewhere else, came into the Pony. They were laughing at something as they sat down near our ladies at the bar.… Continue Reading My dying wish is to dance with the most beautiful woman in the world
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