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A Dog's Guide to Humans FREE Giveaway 30th August until 1st September

A Dog's Guide to Humans by Karen Davison
Have you ever wondered how dogs see us?
A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs!


A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the West Highland Terrier shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, and imparts some of his wisdom on manipulation techniques, how to exercise your human and much more....

A must have book for all canines! Take the quiz at the end of the book to rate your human training skills.

FREE kindle versions for a LIMITED TIME ONLY from 30th August until 1st September.
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Dogs vs Cats - Inequality in the Den

Blog Post - Roxi's Rants


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What has happened to our once proud species?
Our wolf forefathers must be howling in their graves to see how far we have fallen.
We sacrificed much trading the wild for the couch, and frankly we weren’t banking on having to share it with cats.
While our very existence is devoted to pleasing mankind, they are only concerned with their own needs.
How is it then, that cats are treated better than us?
What do cats actually contribute to warrant such special treatment?


I commissioned The Institute of Totally Unbiased Canine Studies to conduct scientific research into the value of cats compared to dogs.
These are their completely impartial findings:


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This detailed study proves what I have long suspected - cats are a waste of food.
Food that I could be having.
Food that is considerably better than my food.

Dogs are suffering food poverty, barely surviving on dried out kibble, while cats are served with mouth watering cuisine. Their diet is so superior, their poo is more tasty and nutritious than our dinner.

There is something fundamentally wrong here.
Why, when cats are no good to anybody but themselves, do they get all the best grub?

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Excerpt from A Dog's Guide to Cats



A Dog's Guide to Cats




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Published on October 25, 2016 05:29 Tags: funny-dog-books, funny-dogs, funny-dogs-and-cats, gifts-for-dog-lovers, humor-dogs, humour-dogs

Paperback Giveaway Competition. Show off your Pets!

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One lucky person will be in with a chance to win 3 paperbacks from the 'Fun Reads for Dog Lovers' Series.

A Dog's Guide to Humans, A Dog's Guide to Cats and It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog Trainer.

How to enter:

'Like' SmartDog Books facebook page, post a picture of your best friend (the furry four legged one!) in the comments under the competition post and get your friends to vote. The dog (or cat) with the most votes 8pm GMT on Saturday 2nd December wins!

https://www.facebook.com/SmartdogBooks/

Good Luck!
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Cats have been getting away with things far too long...

Excerpt from A Dog's Guide to Cats.

This guide contains all dogs need to get one step ahead of the game, It explains the feline weapon system, cat ambush techniques and how to avoid them, and how to act to maintain the myth, that dogs, are 'well able' for cats.

Bob the Westie shares some heart wrenching tales sent in by fellow canines and imparts some sage advice to help find solutions to their cat problems.

Note from Bob:

As an added bonus, I will also share with you some vital information! I have discovered that our enemy has an Achilles Heel. Yes my friends, cats have a weakness… who knew?

After many years of extensive scientific research and much trial and error, I have taken advantage of this flaw, to design a system to lure cats into a cunning trap, that will give you hours of guaranteed cat-free pleasure.


We stand united
Woof, woof
Bob

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Letter from Sir Cecil of Indigo Moon


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