Ally Blue's Blog, page 24
September 26, 2012
afterelton:
A four year old describes Dinosaurs on a...
A four year old describes Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. x
A four-year-old thought the kiss was cute. How are we confusing children again?
Also, if you haven’t watched this little girl’s Dr. Who reviews? GO DO IT! DO IT RIGHT NOW!!! You will perish from the excess of cute! And the surprising amount of insight for a 4-year-old. Luvs
September 25, 2012
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:
Catalina de Erauso (1592-1650)
She was...
Catalina de Erauso (1592-1650)
She was put into the nunnery when she was younger and she hated it and in her mid-teens right before she had to take her NUN VOWS she was just like NO FUCK THIS SHIT and ran off to America dressed as a man and joined the Spanish army under the name Alonso Díaz Ramírez de Guzmán. She reached the lieutenant rank and basically had a super successful military career!
There was a point where she got in a fight (and won like a badass) and was severely injured; thinking this was the end, she confessed her gender to a bishop, which lead to a big scandal and crap, but it ultimately just made her more famous. She was such a bold badass soldier the pope even said it was chill if she wore dude clothes. She later went back to the Americas (under the new sexy name of Antonio de Erauso) and continued to serve in the army till her death.
She was pretty much awesome.
She wrote a book called Lieutenant Nun: Memoir of a Basque Transvestite in the New World which I have not read but I’m sure is awesome too!
September 24, 2012
Just completed a phone survey about the upcoming election, sponsored by American Future Fund. I knew...
Just completed a phone survey about the upcoming election, sponsored by American Future Fund. I knew it was a conservative thing as soon as the robo-lady voice asked me how often I went to church. Especially after I just declared my religious affiliation as “none”. And evidently “never” is not even in the running as an answer to the question of how often one attends church. So, yeah. That kind of sealed it right there. Not that I hadn’t guessed it off the bat. I mean, come on, “American Future Fund” just sounds like a conservative activist organisation, right?
September 21, 2012
Best part: the fact that obviousy NO ONE knew they were filming...
Best part: the fact that obviousy NO ONE knew they were filming a video. SO. FUNNY.
September 20, 2012
this-is-not-native:
With Halloween just around the corner...
With Halloween just around the corner (yay!!), I figured it was time to bring back this rad campaign from Ohio University.
There are endless cute, sexy, funny, even offensive costumes that don’t perpetuate racist stereotypes. There is really no excuse.
murphysbride:
WHAT IS THIS PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH ON MY...
WHAT IS THIS PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH ON MY DASH
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET ME PUT MY FACE IN DAT
Uh. What she said. Wanna motorboat that shit.
September 19, 2012
aboutmaleprivilege:
Can all the haters just please write these...
Can all the haters just please write these words down, mkay?
Ha! I’m right there with you, Mr. Hulk sir :)
September 18, 2012
patrickwolfpalisade:
to all Sun☽ark &Riverlight concert...
to all Sun☽ark &Riverlight concert goers..
Deciding to clear out my archives of unheard live, home and studio recordings collected over the years. so handmaking a series of numbered limited edition “archive” e.p s available to buy at each show on the tour this year, here’s me with the first one made backstage in philadelphia this afternoon
OMG I NEED ONE OF THESE SOOO BAAAAAAD!!!!! **dies**
September 16, 2012
Demon Dog is up on the Samhain website! Coolness :D
Demon Dog is up on the Samhain website! Coolness :D
September 15, 2012
hawthornetaylor:
northstarfan:
dorksidefiker:
melancthe:
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AVENGERS
So…
Do I have…
allllllll the powers?
I’M THE HERO OF SPACE FUCK YOU
I AM A FUCKING RED ANGRY BIRD!
Killswitch Engage.
Well.
Uh…it’s a dress? A paisley dress?
…paisley power?
((DRAGON POWERS FUCK YEAH))
((I am now Charles Xavier circa X-Men: First Class. Awesome. Not that I didn’t already know that…))
Thumper from Bambi with the English word for and Chinese character for courage.
I’m super-courageous?
Uhh… I’m a hitwoman?
I have snakes… and their heads are also flowers… I guess I’m the flower-snake whisperer?
Green Lantern! Booyah!
Bow to your new lord and master.
“Harvey Calfield Boat Club, Lake Erie, PA”
Jesus I’m even more useless than Aquaman :/
I HAVE THE POWERS OF BECK!!! Can I get an “Odelay!” LOL
