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May 19, 2017

BoyMeetsBoy (Copy) (3)Hey lovely people! I’m just popping by with news about a freebie over on Amazon this weekend. The Boy Meets Boy Meets Boy anthology of raunchy m/m/m shorts by myself and JL Merrow can be picked up for the grand total of nothing! Here’s the link:

Samhain backlist:

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I’m also pleased to report that I’ve been working hard on the Samhain backlist reissues. At the moment the following three titles are available for immediate download:

How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps

Screwing the System

The Hot Floor (with a bonus Christmas Hot Floor short included!)

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And the whole of The Bristol Collection is available for pre-order. Yay! You may also notice Scrap has a lovely new cover, courtesy of Lou Harper who designed the first two. I always wanted her to do Scrap, but by that point Samhain were saving money left, right and centre so bought their cover design mostly back in house. Which is how I ended up with a pretty boy in guyliner pretending to be Dare. The new cover Dare is much more what I have in mind for the character!




I will eventually be putting most, if not all, of these books on sale at other retailers, but for now they’re all Amazon as it’s quickest and that’s where most of my sales are anyway. I’ll also be working on paperback editions of all the Samhain books too. Hopefully, those first three should be ready by the end of next week.

That’s all for the moment. I’ll be back with a more detailed update post at some point soon, I promise. There just aren’t enough hours in the day! Rest assured, though, the kids are wonderful, we’re all healthy and happy, and life is good

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Published on May 19, 2017 08:32 • 70 views

March 3, 2017

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Hey everyone, long time no blog post–sorry about that. Life with a toddler is more time-consuming than I remembered, and when he finally goes to sleep the last thing I want to do is stare at a computer screen.

However, life is good, even if I never find time and head space to write anymore. I make sure I do a bit of sewing to satisfy my creative urges, and the kids are wonderful. Oh, all right, Andy is lovely too–he took me to Madrid earlier this month for a combined Christmas and 40th Birthday present. Yep, I’m now 40. Go me!

Anyway, I’m here today to let you all know–if you hadn’t already heard–that Samhain Publishing have finally closed their doors, which has left me with nine books temporarily off the virtual bookshelves. I’ll be doing my best to get them all republished over the next nine months (hopefully faster than that), but first I need to raise some funds for the cover art. I’ll be buying the rights to my favourite covers from Samhain, and having a few redone, all of which costs money. Money which I don’t have right now.

Enter my very first crowdfunding campaign: yes, for just nine USD you can have all of my Samhain backlist when I republish them. That’s nine ebooks for nine dollars. How good is that?! Here are my estimated release dates:

March: How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps
April: Screwing the System
May: The Hot Floor
June: Junk
July: Stuff
August: Scrap
September: Handle with Care
October: Barging In
November: Merry Gentlemen

Check out the Indiegogo campaign page for details of the other perks for different donation amounts. I’ll only be running this for thirty days, so even if it’s not for you, I’d be ever so grateful if you could pass the details on to anyone else you think might be interested.

Cheers lovely people!

Oh, and I’ve missed all you regular commenters. What’s been going on with all of you?

Big hugs,

Jo xxx

PS, Here’s some pics:


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Published on March 03, 2017 09:30 • 51 views

September 8, 2016


Yay, it’s September! Actually, I’m not really celebrating as I’m missing Andy and Daisy, but I have to admit it is nice to have a bit more time to myself during the days… while Gabriel is napping, at any rate (please don’t drop your nap, little man!)

So, I have a general catch up post so you can find out how I spent my summer. A fair bit of it was spent in getting Custom Fit ready for publication, but I made sure I took plenty of days off too. Basically, if the sun shone we made an effort to go out and do something. Sometimes that was just a walk in the countryside, but we did take a few day trips down to the seaside. There are so many gorgeous beaches we can drive to in less than two hours (only about 1 hr 20 mins in the case of Weymouth), and now that Gabriel is that little bit older, longer car journeys aren’t quite such an issue. Well, so long as we set off early enough. I don’t want to do another 9:30 trip to IKEA ever again (NIGHTMARE!!!).

This last weekend was also the UK Meet, held down in Southampton for the first time. I’ve got to say I think the organisers did an absolutely smashing job. I reckon this was the best Meet yet for covering all letters of the GLBTQ+ spectrum, there were some really interesting guest speakers taken from outside the world of romance fiction (yay!), and the entertainment at the Gala dinner was top-notch–particularly Ukulele Jam. Who’d have thought a bunch of people playing “good songs moderately well on tiny toy instruments” could be so funny?!

Anyway, here are a few pics from my Meet experience:

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My exceedingly heavy suitcase, mostly filled with pre-orders for books! There was barely enough room to fit my clothes in.

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Me with the lovely Eli Easton, one of my fave m/m authors!

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The hardcore dance crew at Pete’s disco: me, Temple Dragon, Clare London and Helen Juliet. We just might have got down on the floor for Oops Upside Your Head…


My freshly made rainbow cord skirt got its first outing on the Sunday. It was exceedingly short–think I gave Charlie Cochrane a run for her money ;)

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Hanging out with the delighful Ann-Marie and BJ Williams :)

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It’s pretty much impossible to take a picture near LA Witt without her photobombing it! L-R: Becky Black, Anna Martin & me.

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Me and Rach! We had been propping up the hotel bar until 3am, so I think we were looking pretty good, all things considered…

And here are a few more random highlights from my weekend, that sadly didn’t get photographed:

Making up literal dance moves to Carwash with Temple Dragon.
The amazing rendition of RJ Scott’s Happy Birthday by Sing Out Bristol.
Petronella, George and Rach scaring off poor Trevor the barman on the Saturday night with all their raucous stories and bawdy jokes.
Discovering my roomie JL Merrow had been given an upgrade. We had a balcony, amazing view, fruit bowl and chocolates!
All those fantastic hugs from far too many people to mention.
Realising that there are only five of us left who have been to all the Meets: me, Jamie Merrow, Becky Black, Clare London and Stevie Carroll.
Catching up with so many old friends, and making new ones.
Having a proper queue at my signing table and having to overrun and sign books in the break. This is probably because I insist on writing a proper dedication in each one, mind!
Getting complimented on my me-made wardrobe.
Having some sneaky ciggies with the Sinfully Sexy crew (and others!) and feeling like a naughty schoolgirl!
Opening the amazing swag bag. A Josh Lanyon colouring book! One of Tab Klimpton’s comics!
FaceTiming with Gabriel each morning and evening. I missed my little man!

That’s all for now, although I’m sure more will occur to me.

But you really came here for pictures of my kids, right? No? Oh well, you’re getting them anyway

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Published on September 08, 2016 05:21 • 63 views

August 26, 2016

Hey Peeps, how’s things?!

I’ve spent a couple of lovely days at the seaside with my family, and am now back home and back to work. Kind of. I’ll probably get out in the sun this afternoon as it’s so beautiful!

Anyway, I’m doing a bit of guest blogging this week. Check out the following, if you’re interested in knowing more about the background to Custom Fit. All posts give you a chance to enter the giveaway for more of my books:

Sinfully Gay Romance: do clothes have a place in sex scenes? Are you a socks-on or socks-off kind of person?!

An exclusive (and NSFW) excerpt at Lillian Francis’ blog

Joyfully Jay: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

Lovely review at Diverse Reader

Lovely review by Helena Stone at The Way She Reads

There’s a couple more guest blogs coming up, so watch this space!

Ciao for now. I have to go and make swag for the UK Meet. Can’t believe it’s next weekend. Eek!!!

Big hugs,

Jo x

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Published on August 26, 2016 03:49 • 35 views

August 23, 2016

Custom Fit_medWoohoo! Happy release day to me! And to Andrew and Felix too, who get more than their fair share of “releases” during this smutty gay romantic comedy novella

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Published on August 23, 2016 05:00 • 16 views

August 17, 2016

Custom Fit_medIt’s only available at Smashwords so far, but the other retailers will follow at some point. And best of all, you only have to wait till Tuesday 23rd to get your mitts on the book itself!

Also, I’ve been busy putting together a paperback of Tailor Made, which is now available on Createspace, and will be out on Amazon soon! I’ll have copies on me at the UK Meet, so let me know if you want to reserve one

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Published on August 17, 2016 04:44 • 30 views

August 12, 2016

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Hey Peeps, how’s things? I’ve been busy as a very busy thing, getting the Tailor Made series all ship-shape. Here are a few of the things I’ve been up to:

Editing Custom Fit – the first round of edits are now with my editor. Phew! On target for release on 23rd August.
Updating the Tailor Made ebook – I’ve uploaded a new version to most distribution channels (still working on Smashwords) with updated front and end matter. I’ve also permanently reduced the price to a bargain $0.99/£0.99. Woohoo!
Promoting the series – I’ve written one post for the blog tour already, and I’m signed up for a promo spot on the Discover Hot Romances Facebook page. If you’re interested in erotic romance, authors are there most days promoting their books and doing giveaways. My spot to chat will be on 23rd August (Custom Fit release day!) and I’ll be about from 9-10pm (BST), or 3-4pm EST if you’re over the pond. Do come and say hello if you’re about. I’ll post a reminder closer to the time.
Creating a Tailor Made paperback – this is currently in progress, and I’m just waiting for the cover files. I should definitely have copies for sale at the UK Meet, and fingers crossed, I might manage to get Custom Fit ready for then too. Here’s hoping
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Published on August 12, 2016 08:11 • 69 views

July 26, 2016

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That’s right, By Quarry Lake is now available to buy! Currently for sale at Smashwords and All Romance eBooks, with the Amazon version hitting the virtual shelves by the end of the day (hopefully). And it’s only $0.99/£0.99!

Some of you probably already own this novelette as it first appeared three years ago in the Summer Lovin’ anthology (which is well worth a read what with those other superb stories by Lou Harper, JL Merrow, Clare London and Chrissy Munder), but for anyone who doesn’t, here’s your chance! It’s a sweet, coming out, first time story… but not so sweet that there isn’t some hot man on man loving going on (hey, this is one of my stories, what do you expect?!)

Want the blurb? Of course you do…

Still waters run deep…

Tommy’s been away from his home in rural Somerset for three years. Long enough to sort out who he is, and to get over the feelings of confusion and shame that blighted his lifelong friendship with farmer’s boy Rob. He’s out and proud, now—and he’s coming home to claim back what he lost.

Rob’s the one who stayed behind, working on the farm with little time for a social life. With Tommy coming back into his world, he could have a lot to gain—and everything to lose.

He’s going to have to take a leap of faith. Straight into the ice-cold waters of Quarry Lake.


Hope all of you are having a wonderful summer! I spent yesterday at Forest School with the rest of my family (so much fun!) and tomorrow I’m taking Daisy to see Matilda the Musical in the West End. So excited! Will write a proper blog post with all my news soon, I promise.

Big hugs,

Jo xxx

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Published on July 26, 2016 06:34 • 28 views

July 15, 2016

Blooming Marvellous coverTailor Made cover - art by Lou HarperGot some news today! Fancy getting your mitts on Tailor Made and Blooming Marvellous for half the usual price? Of course you do! Then you’d better head on over to Smashwords and use the code SSW50 at checkout for 50% off!  (Offer good through July 31, 2016)

Tailor Made | Blooming Marvellous

And if you’d like to get a look at Lou Harper’s gorgeous cover for my novelette, By Quarry Lake, you’ll find the cover reveal over on Sinfully Gay Romance Reviews

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Published on July 15, 2016 11:06 • 42 views

July 14, 2016

Hey Peeps, I keep promising you a proper catch-up post, so here it is :)


The kids are doing great. Gabriel is really starting to talk now, and he’s a delightful little boy. Seriously, he cut four teeth last week and even with all that going on, he was pretty well-behaved and sweet. Now the teething pains are over he’s an angel. Albeit one who says “Bum!” a lot…

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Daisy has been crowned the Queen of Selfies at school, and you can see why as she takes loads whenever she gets her mitts on my phone!

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Andy and I are doing fabulously too. Really happy here in our new home, and even happier that Andy will starting work in a new school in September, cutting about an hour and half off his daily commute. More time with me and the kids, yay!

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The Boom-chicka-wah-wah Bungalow

Yeah, it’s pretty fitting that the woman who used to post all the 70s porn now lives in a house that looks like it could have been one of the sets! Okay, there’s none of the awful wallpaper, but my bathroom seriously looks like a porn set. I love it! The kitchen is less wonderful with all the black tiles, but it has a certain retro charm. The stone cladding in the living room/diner is awesome, but most of all I love the completely private patio, with its scope for naked orgies sunbathing

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Published on July 14, 2016 06:50 • 133 views