David James Keaton
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The Last Projector
4 editions
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2014
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Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities
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2011
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Tales from the Crust: An Anthology of Pizza Horror
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2019
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Pig Iron
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2015
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Stealing Propeller Hats from the Dead
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Zee Bee & Bee
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Hard Sentences: Crime Fiction Inspired by Alcatraz
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She Was Found in a Guitar Case
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2021
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Head Cleaner
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2023
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Dirty Boulevard: Crime Fiction Inspired by the Songs of Lou Reed
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2018
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I really really really enjoy watching The Deadliest Catch. For years, I actually worked on the show (in a distant, detached, but not insignificant way), and I realized relatively quickly that despite some of the manufactured dramas, it was the last g ...more | |
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This time I'm going to let the work speak for itself and not give five stars to my own book because who even does that. Desperate people, that's who. ...more | |
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I'd read a couple of these stories before, but it's good to have them all in the same place, and a theme (women dealing with fucking doofs in and around fantasy or fantastical situations) certainly emerges. Lines like "because there is no God, my mot ...more | |
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The first book I read this year has electric sasquatch induced existential terror and goddamn frog bridges and extended poop metaphors and is, for the most part, an insane delight. Somehow, it's also a book without many surprises (okay, maybe one), a ...more | |
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Funniest thing I've read in forever. In a world not made of green cheese this would be hugely popular, because it's very short, for one thing, and people love that. It also has tiny chapters, which got me thinking about how it seems like this would b ...more | |
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A handgun vs. tattoo gun dichotomy hovers over the early pages of this book (a contrast that is felt rather than telegraphed), after which the narrative moves on with an interesting flow, from one character to the next, not quite a "novel(la) in stor ...more | |
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“One time, she waddled out and showed Peg her bandages from her last suicide attempt, which invokes sympathy in some, but usually makes me imagine someone holding out a pile of dog shit and saying "Look what I almost stepped in!”
― Trouble in the Heartland: Crime Fiction Based on the Songs of Bruce Springsteen
― Trouble in the Heartland: Crime Fiction Based on the Songs of Bruce Springsteen
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