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Matthew Revert

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Matthew Revert is a writer, musician and graphic designer from Melbourne, Australia.

House Plant Seduction

This piece of writing originally appeared here:

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House plants are remarkable things. One minute they’re a sprout in a sensible pot and the next, they seem hellbent on seducing your girlfriend of 78 years. I didn’t know the plant had designs on my sweetie until he wrote her an, admittedly poor, sonnet. He read it aloud in a voice I’d noticed him rehearsing fro Read more of this blog post »
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Published on March 08, 2010 00:28 Tags: absurd, bizarro, fiction, flash-fiction, matthew-revert
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“A relationship wants to destroy itself and will work toward this end. When two lovers first meet, a destructive sequence begins.”
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“When Rollo considers the introduction of a baby to their dynamic, the fear it invokes is new and uncomfortable. Life within the fort entails a necessary fear, which functions as an added security measure. All fear, until now, has been used to keep their world safe from whatever exists outside. It is fear Rollo uses to keep himself moving forward. Now he begins to comprehend the existence of an anxiety quite different to what he has always known. A hive within is awakened. In this simple request, Ingrid cannot be denied. There will be a baby. There has to be a baby. Rollo senses the death of the absence he shares with Ingrid, a death that threatens to reignite blame between the two. The alteration of any dynamic is the death of that dynamic. Rollo and Ingrid were fueled by a dynamic based on distance, but the baby is pulling the two closer together, unconcerned by what may result.”
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“He must select the wool. The child must be the result of their combined efforts. Rollo will set aside the best materials, materials intended for maintenance, and he will give them to Ingrid. With these materials Ingrid will build their child. It takes significant effort for Rollo to approach the task with integrity. He fools himself into believing inferior materials are the best so as not to dishonor the fort. The process is slow, exacting. Each selection is a potential trap diverting Rollo’s attention. All he can trust is pain. When a selection results in pain, he knows he has the best. He resents the child and resents his role in the creation of the child. He resents Ingrid for introducing the concept of the child. He resents Ingrid for her control over the process. The strength of his resentment resonates with shocking clarity. Immediate waves of guilt surround the wicked thoughts he is producing. The guilt pushes him further in a direction contrary to his desire. As resentment for the baby elevates, so does his commitment to the task of producing the baby. Thoughts of sabotage stoke guilt, which pulls him further away from agency. He becomes exactly what Ingrid needs him to be in response to not wanting to be what she wants.”
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Matthew Revert Nova wrote: "MATTY!!! I miss you"

You're too nice!!! I'll be back in FB land soon. Just finishing up me next book! How are you?


Matthew Revert Kate wrote: "You are one bizarre character and I mean that with the utmost respect! I'm really enjoying the absurdity of your writings. Just wanted to let you know."

:D thank you ever so much. i'm very happy it's tickling you in the right way. i really appreciate you letting me know.


message 4: by Kate

Kate You are one bizarre character and I mean that with the utmost respect! I'm really enjoying the absurdity of your writings. Just wanted to let you know.


Matthew Revert Kate wrote: "Hey Matthew, I finally got around to ordering your book off of Amazon and I'm looking forward to reading it when it gets here. Have a fantastic weekend!"

Thanks so much, Kate! Hope you get something out of it. Let me know what you think.


message 2: by Kate

Kate Hey Matthew, I finally got around to ordering your book off of Amazon and I'm looking forward to reading it when it gets here. Have a fantastic weekend!


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Sanaz Hi Matthew,

Thanks for the friend request...nice to meet you!

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