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April 21, 2012
Sunday Snog – Off the Shelf

Here’s a snog-tastic snippet from my brand new and first ever novella, Off the Shelf, which is one of three novellas in the totally awesome Silk Stockings, from Xcite Books.
He said just one word before leaning down and capturing her mouth in a kiss.
‘Condoms?’
The plural hadn’t been lost on her, and the frisson of heat between her legs sparked into a full flame. Fuuuuuuuuck.
‘Mmm-hmm …’ she replied, twining her arms around his neck and kissing him back. He was a damn good kisser. He had just the right mixture of confidence and skill, which made the butterflies in her tummy transform into crazy zings of lust and zoom wildly throughout her body.
The delicious feelings increased tenfold when Damien opened his lips and she felt his tongue try for access to her mouth. She gladly admitted it, and the hot caress of his tongue against hers caused a trickle of juices to slide from her pussy and soak into the gusset of her pants.
She was suddenly very glad she’d gone with her earlier instinct and worn not only matching, but very sexy lingerie. Not that she was going to be wearing it for much longer …
Annalise shuffled forwards, gently pushing him. Damien took the hint and they moved as one towards her bed, falling onto it with her on top. Just as she leaned down to kiss him again, he stopped her. Removing his glasses, he gave a wicked smile and asked her to put them down on her bedside table.
‘Don’t want them getting in the way, do we?’
Climbing off him, Annalise carefully deposited his glasses on the bedside table. Then, agreeing with Damien’s logic about things getting in the way, she quickly removed her earrings, necklace and bracelet. Finally, she opened her top drawer and retrieved a condom. Turning to face him once more, she saw that he’d moved so he was now positioned with his head on the pillows, and his hands behind his head, waiting. He raised his eyebrows.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ Annalise said, her voice dripping with sarcasm, ‘was I taking too long?’
‘Yes,’ Damien replied without hesitation. ‘Now come here.’
Annalise clambered across the bed and straddled Damien. She felt the bulge in his trousers pressing against her arse and wriggled against it. Dropping the condom on his chest, she said, ‘I think you’re going to be needing that.’
‘You think?’
‘Shut up and give me a kiss.’
‘With pleasure, ma’am.’
You can get your hands on my brand new first ever novella (yes, I know I already said that, but I’m excited!) by checking out the buy links here.
Also, don’t forget to head back to Victoria’s site and see what other luscious lip to lip action other authors have posted. Yum!
April 19, 2012
New Release: Midnight Madness by Olivia Starke
BLURB:
Maddie takes a weekend camping trip to forget her two timing ex-boyfriend. Instead of peace and quiet, she stumbles upon two hunks who put the wild in wilderness. And they have plans of their own—to heat up her sexless life. An evening of rowdy lovin’ is just what she needs to get over her broken heart.
When she joins them in a trio that leaves her satisfied and exhausted, they have one more surprise in store called Midnight Madness…
EXCERPT:
Who the hell has an orgy in the middle of the wilderness?
Reported random animal attacks had been Maddie’s concern, not the harassing sounds of sex. She needed peace and quiet to lick her wounds and sort out her life. Not the lusty grunts of some overzealous man giving it to his lady. For the past two hours.
Seriously, two flippin’ hours? She charged through the woods, ready to rain on someone’s parade. They’d just have to find someplace else to have an obscenely loud lovefest.
“God, the nerve of some people.”
She batted at a fly buzzing around her head. So what if she hadn’t had an orgasm in four months—thanks to her selfish ex-boyfriend—well, not one that wasn’t self-induced. And who cared if sex had been nonexistent while the relationship had suffered a slow, painful death.
“Men suck. Certainly no marathon lovemaking for me anytime soon.” She yanked at a limb and flinched when it lashed back against her face, knocking her glasses off. Unreasonable anger boiled over.
“Son-of-a-bitch, piece of….” She kicked out at nothing in particular, giving in to the long overdue temper tantrum. Brambles hooked around her foot and she did a face plant on the leaf-covered forest floor. My utter lack of grace strikes again. Rolling onto her back, she spit out dirt and stuck a scraped finger into her mouth. The wound smarted, distracting her from her fury. She stared at the blue sky through the budding tree limbs, sweat breaking out on her brow. The unseasonably warm spring had driven her to seek a peaceful weekend camping retreat. Maybe she should’ve opted for a hotel with air-conditioning instead. And a six pack of beer, give or take another twelve pack.
“Oh God, yes! More, more, more….” The deep, male voice echoed through the hollow.
Maddie pummeled the ground with her fists. “You oversexed freak!” Her words were drowned out by the man’s grunts.
BUY LINKS:
Decadent Publishing
Amazon UK
Amazon US
All Romance eBooks
Smashwords
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Olivia Starke calls a little town in southern Missouri home. Some of the most beautiful country in the U.S., she loves the Ozarks and hikes, runs, or kayaks whenever possible. When not working at her laptop or in her retail management job, she’s playing mom to an ever expanding collection of dogs, cats, and horses who find their way to her little farm.
Email: oliviastarke@ymail.com
Website: http://www.authoroliviastarke.com
Blog: http://romancingthepentoday.blogspot.com
See the rest of the posts on Olivia’s tour here.
April 11, 2012
Scarborough, UK to Host Saucy Seaside Smut Convention
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
April 2012, The North, United Kingdom.
Convention for erotica readers and writers to be held in the
seaside town of Scarborough on June 22nd, 2013.
Do you like to be beside the seaside? Or more specifically, do you like to be smutty beside the seaside? If so, then the Smut by the Sea Convention and Erotic Marketplace is for you!
The brainchild of Victoria Blisse and Kevin Mitnik, with help from their glamorous assistant, Lucy Felthouse, Smut by the Sea promises to be a smut-filled extravaganza in the beautiful seaside setting of Victorian Scarborough. The town's library will be hosting the event.
Forget fish and chips, candy floss and ice cream – visit the dedicated Erotic Marketplace, including exhibitors Xcite Books and House of Erotica, with many more yet to be confirmed. Buy toys and books and all manner of saucy things. And don't forget to get those books signed by the authors in attendance!
You'll be wriggling in your seat when you attend a range of sexy readings from erotic authors including Victoria Blisse, Lucy Felthouse, K D Grace and Lexie Bay.
Or perhaps you'd like to attend informative panels on getting published, marketing your work and other smut related activities? It's all covered, so you can check out whatever tickles your fancy!
It's certainly going to be a fun-filled day – but it doesn't stop there! In the evening will be the official launch of the Smut by the Sea anthology (calls for submissions available at http://smutbythesea.co.uk/call-for-submissions/, closing date 1st June 2012 – edited by Victoria Blisse and Lucy Felthouse), with readings from the authors, and some seriously saucy swag bags with gifts from sponsors Sh! Women's Erotic Emporium, Total-E-Bound and Lovehoney, to name but a few.
Just as you're settling down from hearing all those fabulously naughty stories, your heart rate will be rising once more as the result of an intermission with burlesque dancers!
Finally, there will be a Q&A panel with a range of authors, book signings and some good old fashioned networking and socialising.
It's still early days so there will be lots more authors, sponsors, exhibitors and attendees coming on board as the conference draws closer, but hopefully this has given you an idea of what to expect from Smut by the Sea.
So, what are you waiting for? Mark your diaries for Smut by the Sea, 22nd June 2013. Early Bird tickets have been released, and there are less than 200 available at this bargain price, so make sure to grab yours quick, before it's too late! http://smutbythesea.eventbrite.co.uk/
Keep your eyes on the following links for further information on sponsors, attending authors, exhibitors and more:
Website: http://smutbythesea.co.uk
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/smutbythesea
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/smutbythesea
Also, just for a bit of fun, you can share your seaside themed photos on the Pinterest page: http://pinterest.com/mitnik/smut-by-the-sea/
The event is still taking on more exhibitors, sponsors, speakers and readers, so if you'd like to get involved, please http://smutbythesea.co.uk/contact-us/
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About Smut by the Sea
The brainchild of Victoria Blisse and Kevin Mitnik, the Smut by the Sea Erotic Readers & Authors Convention & Erotic Marketplace takes place in Scarborough in June 2013. It will be a smut filled extravaganza with readings, burlesque, panels, Q&As, workshops, erotica and more. See http://smutbythesea.co.uk for more details.
About Blisse UK
Blisse UK is the team of Victoria Blisse and Kevin Mitnik. Specialising in bespoke creations, working together they strive to bring originality and excellence into all that they do. Victoria is an award-winning author & Kevin is a twice Webbie winning web designer. They have over 15 years experience of creating successful websites with a portfolio of recent works available on http://blisseuk.com. Smut by the Sea is a new venture as they combine their love of the seaside with a love of erotica.
April 10, 2012
Sex Toy Review: Lovehoney Jessica Oh! Rabbit Slimline Silicone Vibrator
There are so many rabbit vibrators on the market now that it can be difficult to decide what to buy. The Lovehoney Slimline Oh! Rabbit Vibrator is smaller than most rabbit vibrators, which makes it ideal for your first toy, or if you don't like too much girth in a vibe. Alternatively, you might like to just concentrate on the vibrations rather than the penetration. Either way, this toy is great. It's attractive, well-made and packs a serious punch.
Despite its smaller size, it still has plenty of functions to keep your lady bits happy. There are three rotating speeds in the shaft, ideal for stimulating your G-spot. And for your clitoris, there are 3 speeds and 4 patterns – bliss! The best part is that you can use the rotation and vibration either one at a time, or both together. So there is plenty of variation, too! And that's before you throw in the fact that it's waterproof – even more fun!
The Lovehoney Slimline Oh! Rabbit Vibrator takes 3 AAA batteries. It's pretty quiet, and seriously powerful. If you're particularly sensitive, using plenty of water based lube is recommended. So go on, check this super rabbit out on Lovehoney and add it to your toybox for tons of orgasmic fun!
April 9, 2012
Guest Blog: Emma Lai
I'm excited because the third book in the Mates of the Guardians series, His Capture, Her Rescue releases tomorrow from The Wild Rose Press.
Masquerading as an American, Eallair, a Guardian Steward from another world, is searching Victorian England for the kidnapped mate of a fellow Guardian. When he meets Miss Harriet Cartwright, he knows her for the spirited, intelligent mate he has longed to find.
Since the death of their parents, Harriet has used her intelligence and sharp tongue to guard her sister from fortune hunters, but now that Prudence is close to choosing a husband, Harriet can consider her own future—one hopefully filled with adventure. When she meets Eallair, an American rancher who likes to travel and isn't put off by her outspokenness, she is intrigued.
But before Harriet and Eallair can explore their attraction, she and her sister are kidnapped. While Eallair scours the countryside for them, Harriet discovers Eallair's off-world origins. Now she must decide: just how much adventure does she want in her future?
Excerpt:
Harriet squinted at the unknown man towering over her. The sun behind him deepened the shadows of an angular face. Hollows carved the area beneath prominent cheeks, and a sharp jawline led to a pointed chin. Where some men might have chosen to sport a beard to relieve the harshness, he did not. His lips were rather full and his nose a tad crooked, as if broken and never properly reset. Focusing on each individual feature, he was rather unattractive, but coupled with strange tawny eyes and golden hair, he was arresting, an American mountain lion among English lapdogs.
Her heart leaped though she told it he was probably seeking permission to speak with her sister. She sighed. After all, it was the usual reason strange men approached her.
He bowed. "Miss Cartwright, might I have the pleasure of your company for a stroll in the gardens?"
Her pulse raced at his accent—an American mountain lion in truth. If he was looking for an introduction to Prudence, surely he wouldn't want to stroll in the gardens?
Her eyes narrowed. But, why would he be interested in her? Every other man of her acquaintance considered her difficult to manage at best, a termagant at worst. Perhaps he was another American in need of an heiress? She sniffed. She hated fortune hunters.
"Sir, you are unknown to me." Sudden silence descended, even the birds ceased singing, but she refused to apologize for the bite of disdain in her voice. What do I care what a stranger thinks?
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Readers can find out more about the series and me at the following places:
Website: http://www.emmalaiwrites.com
Blog: http://emmalaiwrites.blogspot.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorEmmaLai
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/emmalaiwrites
I'll be giving away a copy of His Capture, Her Rescue to a commenter from today and at the end of the month will draw the winner of a $10 gift card to All Romance eBooks from all the people who have left comments on my Fool for Love blog spots at http://emmalaiwrites.blogspot.com as well as those who visit me at any of my guest spots for His Capture, Her Rescue release (see my blog for the full list of places I'm at.)
Another Review for The Cottage in the Woods
I'm delighted to announce that my lesbian erotic romance short story from Resplendence Publishing, The Cottage in the Woods, got another fab review.
Love Romance Passion covered it, and commented:
"If you have a short amount of time and you want a quick read, this would be a good story to choose. I have read a few of Lucy's other stories and she never fails to grab my attention. If you are fan of the F/F genre you will enjoy reading The Cottage in the Woods." 4 out of 5
Check out the full review here.
Find out more about the book and grab your copy here.
April 5, 2012
Hoppy Easter Blog Hop
It's time for another super blog hop organised by the fabulous Drea Becraft! The rules are simple – hop from blog to blog using the site owner's preferred method to enter the contests and increase your chances of winning some awesome prizes!
For the Hoppy Easter Blog Hop, I'm giving away the winner's choice of one of my single-author backlist titles. All you have to do is make your entries using the below Rafflecopter. Then click the link to check out all the other participants in the hop and enter to win lots of goodies! Good Luck!
See the full list of participants here!
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Bag Desperate Measures for just $1!
Want to bag a bargain? Then get yourself over to Diesel eBooks quick smart!
They have made Desperate Measures their 'Deal of the Day!' which means that they will be selling 10 copies of the book $1.00 each today at 11:00 AM EST. Be quick, though, because it's first come first served, and at a price like that, 10 copies won't last long!
Read an excerpt and check out the other places it's available from here.
April 4, 2012
Evil Plans and Stuff…
You like my notebook? Me too… it was a gift from the lovely Kay Jaybee and when I was thinking about writing this blog post, I couldn't resist snapping a photo of it to include. It seemed fitting, somehow
So, I've been mega busy just lately with various projects on the Writer Marketing Services side of things, and have also been squeezing in some serious writing time, too. As a result, I haven't posted an update on here for a while, so I thought I would let you in on a few exciting bits of news…
Firstly, I just finished (literally, this evening) the first draft of a long short story (hey, almost 12k is long for me) which will be the start of a series, if it's accepted. I'm aiming it at a particular publisher, who I won't name just in case I jinx it! But rest assured, you will have more information as and when there's anything to tell. It's called A Taste of London, and I think the title gives you a fair hint as to what it might be about. Want to know more? Check out the Pinterest board I created for it.
Secondly, there's lots of news concerning uniforms! Mmm, my favourite! Anyway, I found out recently that Uniform Behaviour is going to be available in paperback from the end of August, woohoo! I'm told it will be available worldwide, but at the moment, there's only a pre-order link up on Amazon UK, so feel free to place your order, or if you're feeling like giving the book some "like" and tag love, I'll be forever grateful.
Another piece of uniform-related news – I just had an email from Kristina Wright to say that my short erotic romance story, Passing Out Passion was accepted for her upcoming Duty & Desire: Military Erotic Romance anthology, which will be coming out in the autumn. Hurrah!
Finally, I just wanted to post a quick reminder about the two anthologies I'm co-editing with Victoria Blisse. We're still seeking submissions for Smut by the Sea (closing date 1st June) and Smut in the City (closing date 1st August). We're hoping to launch the books (they'll be available in print, too) at The Book Show in Luton in September. Check out the website for more details. It sounds like it's going to be a fantastic event!
April 3, 2012
Totty Tuesday – Jason Lewis
Oh, how I love Pinterest. There are photos of hot guys galore, ones you've heard of, ones you haven't, and ones you'd forgotten about… like the lovely Jason Lewis. I've only ever seen him in Sex and the City, where he was definitely worth a look, but he's also been in other films and TV series. And, it would seem, he's also been caught in a rain shower. What a damn shame. Look how his white shirt has gone all… see through.
Quick, we should get him out of those wet clothes before he catches cold. *ahem* anyway, please enjoy this week's Totty Tuesday, and for more frequent injections of hot men, come join me on Pinterest. It's fabulous fun.
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