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January 27, 2022

Free Voice Mail Episode: Public Face Plant

Ew.

Today’s episode of Michael Perry’s Voice Mail is available to subscribers and non-subscribers alike. Just click here.

Mike reads the essay about the time he overdosed on pizza in a hotel room, decided to get fit in the course of a single day, and face-planted in public. In the Roughneck Reflection, he explains the story of the pizza in the picture, describes what it’s like to stay in a boutique hotel so boutique you can’t find the bathroom in your own room, and then he foreshadows next week’s episode, which is about supermodels and chicken coop residue.

Today’s essay is from the book Million Billion. The paperbackKindle and other ebook versions, as well as all of Mike’s other hardcovers, paperbacks, and audiobooks are here at the Sneezing Cow store.

 

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Published on January 27, 2022 14:40

January 26, 2022

Goddang Nerve Center

Scripting up another Voice Mail.

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Published on January 26, 2022 15:05

January 22, 2022

This Week’s Tent Show Radio: Them Coulee Boys

Check out Mike hosting Tent Show Radio (Twitter: @tentshowradio). This week, enjoy a high voltage hour of Tent Show Radio featuring Them Coulee Boys (Twitter: @ThemCouleeBoys) & their soul-stirring harmonies, punching rhythm sections, and innovative takes on countrified rock & roll. Michael Perry, weaves his humor and stories throughout as you enjoy another great musical performance on the Big Top stage (Twitter: @BigBlueTent).

Michael Perry hosts episode 22-04.

Stream it here along with Tent Show Radio episodes.

Tent show Radio is broadcast each week on these fine independent stations.  Some stations offer “Live Air” streams which you can find more information on their websites listed below.

ALASKAKodiakKMXT | online 88.9 FMoccasionalILLINOISElginWEPS | online88.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMMICHIGANIronwoodWXPR | online100.9 FMSaturday10:00 PMMINNESOTAAlbert LeaKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMGrand MaraisWTIP | online90.7 FMSaturday6:00 PMDuluthKUMD | online103.3 FMSunday8:00 AMFairmontKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMMankatoKMSU | online89.7 FMSunday6:00 PMThief River FallsKSRQ | online90.1 FMSunday10:00 AMNEW MEXICOFarmingtonKSJE | online90.9 FMSaturday6:00 PMWISCONSINAburndale/Stevens PointWLBL | online930 AMSaturday7:00 PMAdamsWHAA | online89.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMAshlandWUWS l online90.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMCentral WIW300BM | online107.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMDelafield/MilwaukeeWHAD | online90.7FMSaturday11:00 PMGreen BayWHID | online88.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMHighland/DodgevilleWHHI | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWHLA | online90.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWLSU | online88.9 FMSunday4:00 PMMadisonWHA-AM | online970AMSaturday7:00 PMMadison/MiddletonW215AQ | online90.9FMSaturday7:00 PMMenomonie/Eau ClaireWHWC | online88.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWHSF | online89.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSheboyganWSHS | online91.7 FMSaturday7:00 PMSister Bay/Door CountyWHDI | online91.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSuperiorKUWS | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR | online91.7 FMSaturday10:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR2 | onlineDigitalSaturday10:00 PMWausauWXPR | online91.9Saturday10:00 PMAmeryWPCA | online97.7 FMSaturday4:00 PMHaywardWOJB | online88.9 FMWednesday11:00 PM

 

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Published on January 22, 2022 14:11

Michael Perry: Rhapsodizing the plink, plank, plongs of piano tuning

Every week the Wisconsin State Journal runs “Roughneck Grace,” a weekly column written by Mike (many of the columns will be adapted from Mike’s Tent Show Radio monologues). This week’s column ‘Michael Perry: Rhapsodizing the plink, plank, plongs of piano tuning‘ can be see online here.

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Published on January 22, 2022 11:24

January 20, 2022

Tuition Maker

Put myself through college on that bad boy. (The Hesston, not the Green Machine.)

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Published on January 20, 2022 21:14

T-Shirt Sale!

Howdy Folks:

We are clearing out some of our classic inventory! Both our “Summer Here” T-Shirt (black and green) and How to Hypnotize a Chicken T-Shirt are both now $10 until the inventory runs out. Get yours today!

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Published on January 20, 2022 15:52

January 15, 2022

This Week’s Tent Show Radio: 35th Anniversary Season, “New First Night”

Check out Mike hosting Tent Show Radio (Twitter: @tentshowradio). This week, enjoy a marvelous hour of Tent Show Radio while we revisit our grand reunion under the tent for the first show of our 35th Anniversary Season, “New First Night.” As our host, Michael Perry, weaves his humor and stories throughout this special recording, experience the heart and soul of Big Top Chautauqua, the Blue Canvas Orchestra on the Big Top stage (Twitter: @BigBlueTent).

Michael Perry hosts episode 22-03.

Stream it here along with Tent Show Radio episodes.

Tent show Radio is broadcast each week on these fine independent stations.  Some stations offer “Live Air” streams which you can find more information on their websites listed below.

ALASKAKodiakKMXT | online 88.9 FMoccasionalILLINOISElginWEPS | online88.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMMICHIGANIronwoodWXPR | online100.9 FMSaturday10:00 PMMINNESOTAAlbert LeaKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMGrand MaraisWTIP | online90.7 FMSaturday6:00 PMDuluthKUMD | online103.3 FMSunday8:00 AMFairmontKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMMankatoKMSU | online89.7 FMSunday6:00 PMThief River FallsKSRQ | online90.1 FMSunday10:00 AMNEW MEXICOFarmingtonKSJE | online90.9 FMSaturday6:00 PMWISCONSINAburndale/Stevens PointWLBL | online930 AMSaturday7:00 PMAdamsWHAA | online89.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMAshlandWUWS l online90.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMCentral WIW300BM | online107.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMDelafield/MilwaukeeWHAD | online90.7FMSaturday11:00 PMGreen BayWHID | online88.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMHighland/DodgevilleWHHI | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWHLA | online90.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWLSU | online88.9 FMSunday4:00 PMMadisonWHA-AM | online970AMSaturday7:00 PMMadison/MiddletonW215AQ | online90.9FMSaturday7:00 PMMenomonie/Eau ClaireWHWC | online88.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWHSF | online89.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSheboyganWSHS | online91.7 FMSaturday7:00 PMSister Bay/Door CountyWHDI | online91.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSuperiorKUWS | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR | online91.7 FMSaturday10:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR2 | onlineDigitalSaturday10:00 PMWausauWXPR | online91.9Saturday10:00 PMAmeryWPCA | online97.7 FMSaturday4:00 PMHaywardWOJB | online88.9 FMWednesday11:00 PM

 

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Published on January 15, 2022 16:34

Michael Perry: Did 10 years of fitness regimens pay off? I’ll let you know when I die

Every week the Wisconsin State Journal runs “Roughneck Grace,” a weekly column written by Mike (many of the columns will be adapted from Mike’s Tent Show Radio monologues). This week’s column ‘Michael Perry: Did 10 years of fitness regimens pay off? I’ll let you know when I die‘ can be see online here.

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Published on January 15, 2022 10:46

January 8, 2022

This Week’s Tent Show Radio: Chris Kroeze & Joyann Parker

Check out Mike hosting Tent Show Radio (Twitter: @tentshowradio). Enjoy genuine-country soul and alluring vocal delivery from NBC’s THE VOICE 2018 runner-up Chris Kroeze (Twitter: @iamchriskroeze) on this week’s episode, recorded live from Big Top in 2021. Later in the episode, Kroeze is joined by Minneapolis-based singer-songwriter Joyann Parker (Twitter: @joyannparker) for a special performance on the Big Top stage (Twitter: @BigBlueTent).

Michael Perry hosts episode 22-02.

Stream it here along with Tent Show Radio episodes.

Tent show Radio is broadcast each week on these fine independent stations.  Some stations offer “Live Air” streams which you can find more information on their websites listed below.

ALASKAKodiakKMXT | online 88.9 FMoccasionalILLINOISElginWEPS | online88.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMMICHIGANIronwoodWXPR | online100.9 FMSaturday10:00 PMMINNESOTAAlbert LeaKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMGrand MaraisWTIP | online90.7 FMSaturday6:00 PMDuluthKUMD | online103.3 FMSunday8:00 AMFairmontKMSU | online91.9 FMSunday6:00 PMMankatoKMSU | online89.7 FMSunday6:00 PMThief River FallsKSRQ | online90.1 FMSunday10:00 AMNEW MEXICOFarmingtonKSJE | online90.9 FMSaturday6:00 PMWISCONSINAburndale/Stevens PointWLBL | online930 AMSaturday7:00 PMAdamsWHAA | online89.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMAshlandWUWS l online90.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMCentral WIW300BM | online107.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMDelafield/MilwaukeeWHAD | online90.7FMSaturday11:00 PMGreen BayWHID | online88.1 FMSaturday7:00 PMHighland/DodgevilleWHHI | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWHLA | online90.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMLa CrosseWLSU | online88.9 FMSunday4:00 PMMadisonWHA-AM | online970AMSaturday7:00 PMMadison/MiddletonW215AQ | online90.9FMSaturday7:00 PMMenomonie/Eau ClaireWHWC | online88.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWHSF | online89.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSheboyganWSHS | online91.7 FMSaturday7:00 PMSister Bay/Door CountyWHDI | online91.9 FMSaturday7:00 PMSuperiorKUWS | online91.3 FMSaturday7:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR | online91.7 FMSaturday10:00 PMRhinelanderWXPR2 | onlineDigitalSaturday10:00 PMWausauWXPR | online91.9Saturday10:00 PMAmeryWPCA | online97.7 FMSaturday4:00 PMHaywardWOJB | online88.9 FMWednesday11:00 PM

 

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Published on January 08, 2022 13:37

Michael Perry: A careful reading of the not-so-Orwellian Orwell Memorial Lecture

Every week the Wisconsin State Journal runs “Roughneck Grace,” a weekly column written by Mike (many of the columns will be adapted from Mike’s Tent Show Radio monologues). This week’s column ‘Michael Perry: A careful reading of the not-so-Orwellian Orwell Memorial Lecture‘ can be see online here.

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Published on January 08, 2022 09:34