Stephen Arnott
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Man Walks Into A Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners
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12 editions
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2004
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Sex: A User's Guide
13 editions
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2002
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies, 1788
3 editions
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1788
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Peculiar Proverbs: Weird Words of Wisdom from Around the World
8 editions
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2007
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Eating Your Auntie Is Wrong: The World's Strangest Customs
5 editions
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2004
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies, 1793
2 editions
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1793
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Jack Bleacher: a parody
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2014
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The Languid Goat Is Always Thin: The World's Strangest Proverbs
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2001
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The Writers' Guide
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2013
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Now Wash Your Hands!: More Than You Ever Wanted to Know about the Life and Times of the Toilet
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2001
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Stephen’s Recent Updates
Stephen Arnott
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“Susie is having trouble with her computer so she calls Harry, the computer guy, over to her desk. Harry clicks a couple buttons and solves the problem. “So, what was wrong?” asks Susie. Harry replies, “It was an ID ten T error.” “ So what’s that?” asks Suzie. “Write it down,” says Harry. “You’ll figure it out.”
― Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
― Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
“He shook with rage. 'Look what you have done, you vandal. You have destroyed everything!'
'What did you expect me to do? Bend over and wait for the broom-handle?”
― Jack Bleacher: a parody
'What did you expect me to do? Bend over and wait for the broom-handle?”
― Jack Bleacher: a parody
“Gummy was beaten up, strangled, shot and thrown on an ant hill. That's not the action of a lone killer; that's murder by committee. Who else round here has that kind of muscle? The Colonial Dames of America?”
― Jack Bleacher: a parody
― Jack Bleacher: a parody
“As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport. (Lord Melchett, Blackadder.)”
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“You wouldn't piss on the French if they were on fire. Yet here you are. You're reacting like this was Pearl Harbor. Why? What is France going to do to you? Stop sending cheese?”
― Personal
― Personal
“There was a toilet in the far corner, with nothing in it except basic facilities and about a trillion bacteria. It was like a huge three-dimensional petri dish.”
― Personal
― Personal
“For every year humans had been modern, they had been primitive for seven hundred more, which left a residue, and by then the back part of my brain was firmly in charge - My tribe needs you gone, pal. And you're ugly, too. And you're a pussy.”
― Personal
― Personal

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