Andy Griffiths's Blog, page 2

“If a writer stops observing…

“If a writer stops observing he is finished. But he does not have to observe consciously, nor think how i…” http://t.co/wNcLY2Tf

There was a long letter from U…

There was a long letter from Uncle William in the morning post. He had a most exciting story to tell about a … http://t.co/By22xVfX

The sad plight of a boy with t…

The sad plight of a boy with ten boxes, who tried to put two oranges in the first box, twice as many in the s… http://t.co/pF40NuoM

“Don’t start by trying to …

“Don’t start by trying to make the book chronological. Just take a period. Then try to remember it so cle…” http://t.co/yM5MzOIr

“Your story, therefore, must…

“Your story, therefore, must tantalise and titillate them on every page and all the time that you are wri…” http://t.co/mSUIvhPx

“Make for the wood and keep to…

“Make for the wood and keep together,” cried Lord John, “and watch out for those freaking huge pterosaurs!” http://t.co/xoEJ4RrJ

Woolworths: Immediately sack e…

Woolworths: Immediately sack employee who donated chaff bag jacket signed by Alan Jones. http://t.co/AADdpxJW via @change

“If you stuff yourself full …

“If you stuff yourself full of poems, essays, plays, stories, novels, films, comic strips, magazines, mus…” http://t.co/4Bc9yfHu

Cows underwater. Cows in space…

Cows underwater. Cows in space. Big Fat Cows all over the place. http://t.co/4Uzr3N6I… http://t.co/FrffTA6B

“Ohhh… you cursed brat! Lo…

“Ohhh… you cursed brat! Look what you’ve DONE! I’m melting! Melting! Oh… what a world, what a world! …” http://t.co/wDEb9ILK