Jeff Strand

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Author of a bunch of demented books, including PRESSURE, DWELLER, A BAD DAY FOR VOODOO, WOLF HUNT, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE, FANGBOY, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and lots of others. Four-time Bram Stoker Award finalist. Four-time Bram Stoker Award loser. Ten-time Bram Stoker Award Master of Ceremonies.

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Clowns Vs. Spiders Available Now!

It’s here! At least the Kindle edition is here! Yes, it’s time for my latest novel, Clowns Vs. Spiders!


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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and...

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C. Michael Jeff, we met at the HWA Bram Stoker Weekend in Atlanta. I bought your "Wolf Hunt" and am really enjoying it. I'm excited to let you know my latest eBook has just been published. "Bizarre News" is a collection of outrageous articles too outrageous even for the tabloids. Too steamy, too sacrilegious, too politically incendiary -- in short, too hot to handle. [book:Bizarre News|29935219


message 4: by Dale (last edited Jul 19, 2014 05:13PM)

Dale Thele Jeff, thanks for the friend connect.
I've downloaded The Sinister Mr. Corpse,
looking forward to reading it.
Have an awesome 2014!


 Mike Working title: Feast or Famine
Forward by Bowie Ibarra
Deadline for submissions August 1, 2013
http://zombiefans.com/

Anthology Theme: There are individuals known as survivalists, or now known by the recently coined term: preppers. These people are making preparations to ensure their safety and continued existence in the occurrence of a catastrophic disaster or event. But what happens when the SHTF? Really? You will have a population of have and have nots. Those who were ready and prepared and those who are caught unaware and panicked. The struggle for available resources will be another catastrophic event in and of itself as humans fight to either defend and retain what they have established or to take what others had the foresight to store and prepare.

This is the end as we know it. For some, life and death hinges on acquiring basic human needs, while for others life is good, if not better in accordance with their due diligence.
The Zombie Apocalypse has arrived. Will it be feast or famine?

We are accepting short stories, poems, recipes, and artwork for this anthology. Written items should be edited to the best of your ability but they will be reviewed for any missed grammatical or sentence structure errors. In the case of glaring errors or obvious oversight, content change may be encouraged. Artwork should be submitted in a quality resolution jpg file no larger than 500x750 pixels.

Written submission requirements:
Must be a member of ZombieFans.com http://zombiefans.com/
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12 pt., Times New Roman font
Single spaced
Indent paragraphs
Approximately 5,000-10,000 words
Author's name and email, story title, and word count must be on first page.
Only unpublished stories will be accepted

Artistic submission requirements:
Must be a member of ZombieFans.com http://zombiefans.com/
Color or black/white images will be accepted
jpg file
No larger than 500x750 pixels

Author/Artist rights:
Rights remain with the author/artist. Upon submission, it is understood the item will not be published or shared elsewhere by the author/artist until after the Anthology is released. After publication, we encourage the author/artist to share their work as much as possible.

Compensation:
Creators of accepted items will receive a copy of the anthology, invitations to any events pertinent to the Anthology, and samples of promotional or marketing materials created for the Anthology.

Publisher rights:
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Please submit your work to: evesurvival@hotmail.com
For questions or comments visit the Anthology discussion on Zombie Fans:
For additional technical background groundwork see James Jackson's group: Prepping 101: The Basics
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 Mike thank you for accepting my friend request its nice to meet you


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Fran Friel Howdy, Jeff!

It's been too long since you and I lost a Stoker together. ;-) Doesn't look like you're losing these days, my friend. I'm alway happy to see your success and total greatness.

Hugs from CA,
Fran


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