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November 1, 2017
Ah, the good ol days when Adam Sandler was funny. :D
Ah, the good ol days when Adam Sandler was funny. :D
I just published a satirical post on this topic, so I thought some clarification would help. :D
I just published a satirical post on this topic, so I thought some clarification would help. :D
Thanks, glad you liked it!
Thanks, glad you liked it! In fact, I watched something almost exactly like this happen twice this week. So worthy of satire. ;)
Sweeet! Printing this out and framing it.
Sweeet! Printing this out and framing it.
How to Talk to Cute Girls (Seriously)
Lots of guys struggle when it comes to striking up conversations with girls they’d like to have sex with. Unfortunately, you can’t open…
“Give me some candy, or I’ll photoshop your head onto nude pictures and send them to everyone at…
“Give me some candy, or I’ll photoshop your head onto nude pictures and send them to everyone at work.” Wicked!
I’ve had nightmares like this.
I’ve had nightmares like this.
October 31, 2017
Well, if you hang out with her again you’re certainly in for an adventure!
Well, if you hang out with her again you’re certainly in for an adventure! As for everything else, people are too unpredictable to know exactly what’s going on. Speaking for myself, I don’t spend two hours with someone I just met unless I have a damn good reason.
Maybe I’ll write a real advice column?
Maybe I’ll write a real advice column? Here’s one tip for coffee shops: if she’s on her phone, then ask her some kind of question about the app she’s using. Or tell her you’re thinking about upgrading your phone, yada yada yada. Is that the new one? If she’s reading, then start a conversation about reading because you’re looking for a new book. Or come up with a random quirky question to ask her. Maybe that’s all lame, but at least it gets the ball rolling!
How to Talk to the Girl of Your Dreams
The girl of your dreams works at Starbucks. How do you start a conversation with her?
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