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Mark Joseph

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Born
Ann Arbor, The United States
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Mark has never been a New York Times, USA Today, or Amazon bestselling author. He hasn't sold millions of copies worldwide, and his books haven't been translated into a dozen languages. In fact, his wife regularly questions his competency of the English language.

A native of Ann Arbor, Michigan, Mark almost earned his undergraduate degree from Michigan State University in East Lansing. Unfortunately, after five years, they asked him not to come back. Had he earned the degree, he planned on following that up by going to astronaut school. From there, he hoped to be the shortest man to ever set foot on the moon. Because Michigan State dashed Mark's dream of living on the moon, he thinks it's abundantly clear that his former university has a thi ...more

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One of my youngest son’s best friends moved to New York three years ago. They’ve kept in touch through video games, texting, Facetime, etc. And my wife took our youngest to New York for a visit a couple of summers ago. But the friend hasn’t been back to Texas.

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“Racism in America is like dust in the air. It seems invisible — even if you’re choking on it — until you let the sun in. As long as we keep shining that light, we have a chance of cleaning it wherever it lands.”
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“There is nothing more fun than creating a story out of thin air, and then shaping it into something that you never would have expected when you began the whole process in the first place.”
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“Racism in America is like dust in the air. It seems invisible — even if you’re choking on it — until you let the sun in. As long as we keep shining that light, we have a chance of cleaning it wherever it lands.”
― Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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“I’ve never done it, and I’m not going to do it again”
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“Wilma!”
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“We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
― Dwayne T. Robinson (Die Hard)
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“People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.”
― Sparky Anderson
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