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Noah Wareness lives in the city with his friends. He writes by hand.

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1 chapters   —   updated Jul 24, 2016 04:36PM
Description: This is an excerpt from my novel MEATHEADS: OR HOW TO DIY WITHOUT GETTING KILLED. The book's set in this shambles of a punk city that runs on suspension bridges between skyscrapers of a ruined Los Angeles. Everyone likes it up there because the people on the ground want to eat them, but time's gotten too soft and they're too drunk to really understand things like zombie apocalypses. Nobody really wants to grow up, because if you're in a band, the rite of passage involves heading out into the suburbs and getting devoured. "It's not like Logan's Run," somebody said once, but it totally kind of is. This is the story they tell about going on tour.
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Description: This is an excerpt from my novel MEATHEADS: OR HOW TO DIY WITHOUT GETTING KILLED. The book's set in this shambles of a punk city that runs on suspension bridges between skyscrapers of a ruined Los Angeles. Everyone likes it up there because the people on the ground want to eat them, but time's gotten too soft and they're too drunk to really understand things like zombie apocalypses. But this is a story an old guy always tells about how things ended up this way. You really, really, really shouldn't trust him.
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“The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.”
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“The day Flag went on tour forever we set the loading dock on fire. It was a special kind of concrete that burned.

Rollins was too pissed for a tour kickoff set. We just stood on the roof til it started falling in, watching their backs get small in the heatshimmer. After a while there's just four black bars against the road. You can't ever tell what comes true.”
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“Don't ever trust a punk who lived.”
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“Don't ever trust a punk who lived.”
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“You know how long's the universe. It's seven million freeways side by side. You know how high. So high the moon just falls. But little punks, you still know the hardcore of the universe. It's cause you're hardcore too. You're made of pure universe, under your bones. And nothing ever starts shit by meaning to. We meant to break down the amerikan dream throwing bottles. All we broke was bottles. What worked was one stolen handful of flax seed. All ages shows in the highschool parkade, and the keys to the bandroom door. Their dream was a joke anyway. What worked was a nother joke.”
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“Punker, what's compassion for a world this far gone? The streets don't give a fuck. It's a bummer, your care slides down its target like beads of rain on rock. There's no aquifer for any shit like this. Where does compassion go and can it be returned? You're Donn in this world, with the staff and the purple band. The artificer. Walking the bandoned suites of hell and your eyeballs thinking, what can be saved? Not their gear but its aspects. You started kung fu way later than the rest, and before that you saw compassion in a history spiel. Now it keeps washing up on your shore. Giving a shit might be made of parts, it might be made solo. It might be an invasive species or not. Punks evolved from dinos too. Not even cross time and distance. But the spikes on their heads are the same.”
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“The patches are the stories. Hold onto that. And the muddy zigzag of ducktape against the cracked doorglass. There's four kids who sleep here, a nuff for the fingers on each otherses hands. There's room in each of them for one important thing. They're a band. It's not they're in a band. They're a band. Four spikes of ducktape, up and down, like mountain peaks or a sawblade. Every band's got a sign, something to sew on your jacket, gouge on the wall at a show. Four spikes up and down say MEATHEADS, and you picked a fucked window to knock at, tourist. They're the best band in the world.”
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“They say your hardcore's not yours, and it's not fate. Nobody's gonna tell you what shit like that means.”
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