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January 17, 2021

thedaddycomplex:You guys are the best…No, I’m not drunk.I take it back.You guys are not the...

thedaddycomplex:


You guys are the best…


No, I’m not drunk.


I take it back.

You guys are not the best.

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Published on January 17, 2021 19:18

It’s telling that some people here think letting my kids watch the news—especially during this...

It’s telling that some people here think letting my kids watch the news—especially during this amazing point in our nation’s history—is “indoctrination” and not an obvious expansion of their education.

Only people too stupid to learn villainize education.

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Published on January 17, 2021 19:05

January 15, 2021

Time waits for no man…and time is money…but money can’t buy happiness…which...

Time waits for no man…

and time is money…

but money can’t buy happiness…

which means time can’t buy happiness…

so you’re just late and unhappy all the time.

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Published on January 15, 2021 09:45

January 13, 2021

We let the boys stop their schoolwork to watch Trump get his ass handed to him again.

We let the boys stop their schoolwork to watch Trump get his ass handed to him again.

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Published on January 13, 2021 13:09

Be like Indy...

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Published on January 13, 2021 08:50

January 12, 2021

aquv:angelicwine:Before intimacy there has to be a connection mentallyperiodI agree. I have to...

aquv:


angelicwine:


Before intimacy there has to be a connection mentally


period


I agree. I have to mentally use my hand to connect with my burrito before I intimately put it in my belly.

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Published on January 12, 2021 23:59

In this tumultuous political climate, you may be running out of
ways to insult those with whom you...

In this tumultuous political climate, you may be running out of ways to insult those with whom you disagree online. So, try one of these to spice up your rage tweets:

QuislingMiscreantReprobateScalawagPillockDunderheadGollumpusHornswogglerCoxcombRampallianMumpsimusTallowcatchBespawlerCockalorumSaddle-gooseCumbergroundKlazomaniacNinnyhammerRumbumptious knave
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Published on January 12, 2021 11:49

January 11, 2021

During a class break, our dog alerted us there was a critter on the hill behind our house. Turned...

During a class break, our dog alerted us there was a critter on the hill behind our house. Turned out to be a family of deer.

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Published on January 11, 2021 10:01

You guys are the best…No, I’m not drunk.

You guys are the best…

No, I’m not drunk.

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Published on January 11, 2021 00:02