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March 2, 2021

Fried rice is a damn good breakfast.

Fried rice is a damn good breakfast.

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Published on March 02, 2021 12:33

February 28, 2021

There’s an online psychometrics survey that compares your personality to characters from film and...

There’s an online psychometrics survey that compares your personality to characters from film and TV. At the end of the test, you can see which character you’re most like from different shows and films, so I tried four of my favorite shows and, guys…

…I see a pattern.

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Published on February 28, 2021 12:00

February 26, 2021

I don’t mean to imply you’re missing out if you haven’t binged Barren, but you’re missing out.

I don’t mean to imply you’re missing out if you haven’t binged Barren, but you’re missing out.

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Published on February 26, 2021 11:19

February 25, 2021

We got the boys a cookbook and Boone (unprompted) picked a recipe, gave us a list of ingredients he...

We got the boys a cookbook and Boone (unprompted) picked a recipe, gave us a list of ingredients he needed from the market, and made this chocolate sheet cake on his own. AND IT TASTES FUCKING AMAZING!

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Published on February 25, 2021 16:28

Someone on here just called me an old man.

Someone on here just called me an old man.

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Published on February 25, 2021 15:36

Deviled. Motherfucking. Eggs.I said on the twitters that I can’t peel an egg without...

Deviled. Motherfucking. Eggs.

I said on the twitters that I can’t peel an egg without destroying it and some people gave me all of these tips and one of them told me about an egg peeling device thingy, so I ordered it and IT IS GLORIOUS and I’ve made deviled eggs, like, 47 times since I got it.

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Published on February 25, 2021 13:24

February 24, 2021

I smoldered so hard for this photo, I pulled a hammy.

I smoldered so hard for this photo, I pulled a hammy.

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Published on February 24, 2021 20:59

February 23, 2021

When I was young, the local video store was getting rid of a bunch of old videos. You could buy two...

When I was young, the local video store was getting rid of a bunch of old videos. You could buy two for $2 and I had exactly $2 on me. I decided to get one considered award-worthy and one considered trashy. Here are the two I left with and still consider a perfect double-feature…

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Published on February 23, 2021 13:09

February 22, 2021

BEHOLD! I AM A TUMBLR ELDER! I HAVE EXISTED IN THIS REALM SINCE THE GREAT MEME-ENING!

BEHOLD! I AM A TUMBLR ELDER! I HAVE EXISTED IN THIS REALM SINCE THE GREAT MEME-ENING!
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Published on February 22, 2021 13:07

February 19, 2021

Tumblr turns 14 today!Happy birthday, Tumblr. Thanks for creating a place where we could each find a...

Tumblr turns 14 today!

Happy birthday, Tumblr. Thanks for creating a place where we could each find a community to grow and explore.

The only thing I won’t miss was when I worked for a firefighter charity and had to track keywords on various social media platforms. Back then, #fireman on Tumblr just got you pages and pages of man porn.

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Published on February 19, 2021 11:22