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May 13, 2021

To-do list for these 12-year-olds…Pfizer vax no. 1: ✔️

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To-do list for these 12-year-olds…

Pfizer vax no. 1: ✔️

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Published on May 13, 2021 15:12

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stilljewels:



Millennials Are Desperately Trying to Make “Cheugy” Happen. It Won’t.


This is hilarious to me - imo, the only real “generational” war is between (white) Boomers everyone else.


Also, I am secretly glad that I was already too old/uncool to really adopt any of the things that are now considered cheugy (not that cheugy is a real thing, but ya know).



Ok, hear me out. I have a theory. It seems to me that Millennial are the rising Boomers and Gen Z are the new Gen X. Millennial seem obsessed with remaining relevant, possibly because the last 15 years media has made them believe that every single thing they do or have done is massively shifting the norms for the entire population of the planet. Meanwhile Gen Z, much like Gen X is sort of this amorphous entity that is hard to actually define, and more importantly not interested in being defined. This is obviously concerning because of the implications for the future of politics and policy. After all Boomers were the ones who transitioned from fight the power into Yuppies in less than 2 decades. What we should learn is to stop reading all these damned generational think pieces. Clearly the more press you give a topic, the more seriously the subject begins to take itself.


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Published on May 13, 2021 10:24

I’ve been on Tumblr since the early days. I joined in 2009 and I’ve been a pretty active user since...

I’ve been on Tumblr since the early days. I joined in 2009 and I’ve been a pretty active user since then. I’ve noticed an interesting trend here lately:

While Tumblr users once skewed heavily liberal, it’s now overrun with MAGA dip-shits (not traditional conservatives, mind you, but people who support Trump’s fascist ideology).
A staggering number of those MAGA tumblrs are porn accounts.

I can only assume this is to draw in and indoctrinate young men.

Or maybe they’re just, like, incels’ spank banks or whatever?

Or both?

I dunno.

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Published on May 13, 2021 09:55

May 12, 2021

Got my 2nd Moderna vax yesterday.I was warned about the side...



Got my 2nd Moderna vax yesterday.

I was warned about the side effects and they walloped me pretty good last night — chills, fever, body aches — but I’m out of it now. Totally worth it, too, because the alternative is…

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Published on May 12, 2021 12:19

May 11, 2021

It was overdue, but we just had the “sex talk” with the boys. Not sure why everyone stresses about...

It was overdue, but we just had the “sex talk” with the boys. Not sure why everyone stresses about it. We actually had a blast. Do you guys even realize how hilarious penises are?

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Published on May 11, 2021 21:23

May 7, 2021

You guys do not understand how epic the Cola Wars were.



You guys do not understand how epic the Cola Wars were.

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Published on May 07, 2021 11:43

If you’re wondering what marriage is like, last night my wife and I got tipsy and stayed up late...

If you’re wondering what marriage is like, last night my wife and I got tipsy and stayed up late talking about how fucking awesome we are.

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Published on May 07, 2021 11:14

May 6, 2021

Why the fuck did I wait this long in the pandemic to make goddamn pasta carbonara? I could have been...

Why the fuck did I wait this long in the pandemic to make goddamn pasta carbonara? I could have been eating it THIS WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!

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Published on May 06, 2021 13:40