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Preparing To Send A Kid To College-Part 2

For everyone in the college launch process, here is part two of tips-- the actual drop off bring sunglasses!

Part 2 http://leewoodruff.squarespace.com/blog/2010/8/12/college-drop-off-day-part-2.html

 

 

 

Preparing To Send A Kid To College

As I prepare to send child #2 to college, I dusted off these tips I wrote when my first born went off.  They are still relevant today, but a friend's experience with her child this past spring inspired me to add this important one - make sure you have the number of the 24 hour campus security  so that, God forbid, in the middle of the night you can get directly to someone at the school if your child is in distress for any reason. Below is part one of my three blog series, published August 2010. 

 

Part 1: http://leewoodruff.squarespace.com/blog/2010/8/11/preparing-to-send-a-kid-to-college-part-1.html

Shorelines

I'm happy to roll out my new blog site, "Shorelines."  This is a place where I'll share my take on the humorous and ironic observations of life, but also some of the more poignant intersections that connect us all as human beings.  And I hope you'll share back.

I chose the name Shorelines because my very favorite place in the world is beside a lake, where the blue green mountains slope gently toward the water.  The shore I love is often surprising and constantly in flux.  There are big rocky cliffs for jumping, sandy beaches tucked in bays and islands close enough in to let you walk out.  There are turtles sunning themselves, kayakers, and even bald eagles who have returned to nest in this ancient glacial basin.  No two shore points are ever the same and there's always something to discover about the land and about myself.

Water is elemental.  It's a healer.  As I make my ritualistic swim to the point across the bay, with each stroke I begin to shed the mental weight that the day has piled on; the shoulda- woulda-couldas and the "to do" list the length of my leg.  In the water I can free float and unhinge my mind.  Some of my best ideas have been born there.

The shore can be a place to push off for a journey, or it can welcome you home.  It is both an embarkation point and an anticipated place to return.   A wise friend who was helping me once in a time of despair said this "When your spirit is failing you, go to the land.  You can turn to faith, friends, family or loves, but the land has the power to be an uncomplicated healer."

 

 

And he is right.  When I go to my place on the lake I simply feel more myself.  I can touch the depth of my roots.  The trivialities fade away.  It's me and the land and the lake.  And when I feel my own insignificance in the great big spinning world, somehow I can smile, if not laugh at what I consider to be my problems.  I can soothe my sometimes world-weary spirit on the banks of the lake.  And the best part is, the land can't talk back.  It simply is.  The water just keeps pushing toward the shore and then retreating, a soothing metronome, keeping the beat of time.

Standing at different places on the shore can offer varying perspectives, if you are willing to look closely, to really examine the view.  And life is most interesting when different points of view collide. I suppose that in its most elemental form, the view from a shoreline is a metaphor for life.  In the morning, the sunshine bathes the eastern mountains in light and in the late afternoon it sets over the backside behind the house.  At the shore, one witnesses sudden squalls and violent storms, cloudless days and morning mist, clinging to the trees.  Occasionally we are rewarded with the gift of a rainbow.

 

So in this writing space I will try to provide a kaleidoscope of perspectives from mother, woman, friend, sister, daughter, spouse, from the more serious to lighter things in between.

Thanks for joining me here on the shore.  And thank you for adding your own perspective to mine when you leave a comment or share your story.  Those are my favorite parts.

Sit with me just a moment.  Close your eyes.  Smell the scent of mown grass above the boathouse. Waves lap.  A heron flies overhead and out above the lake a hawk soars, catching a thermal lift. Pine needles whisper and sigh in a stirring breeze.  Sunlight knifes through the slats in the dock. Feet sink into the fecund wetness of the moss on a rock. All of the best things in life come down to these small moments.

 

RED, WHITE AND BLUE

"Mrs. Woodruff, what girl is ever going to go home with me from a bar?"  He looked up at me with a lopsided grin that said he was partially joking but also dead serious.  His voice was devoid of self pity.  

I glanced at his thick reddish blonde hair, wide smile, his incredibly muscled shoulders and then my eyes strayed to his legs, or where his legs should have been.  Darren was a private in the US Army, who'd been hit by a car bomb in Fallujah. He was a 24 year-old double amputee.

In these wild oats years, when he should have been kicking up his heels in every honky tonk bar in his native Tennessee, Darren had spent more than a year in a VA Hospital recovering from the physical and emotional injuries of war.  Like so many veterans, real recovery is an ongoing journey.  This is what life looks like, interrupted, but undeterred. 

He'd been in middle school when Bin Laden and his band of terrorists slammed into the World Trade Centers and the Pentagon. It had made an impression as a boy.  And when he was old enough, he told me, he'd signed up because he was an American and it was the right thing to do.  Darren wanted some action.  He wanted to defend his country from terrorists.  He had assessed the danger, but the bad thing always happens to someone else.

There is never any "why me" from guys like Darren, no palpable self-pity.  "This isn't a disability," one marine I met said to me, dancing in his wheel chair and popping a wheelie – "this is just a different way to get around." 
 



It's entirely possible that you've never run across a guy like Darren. Many of our service members live in and return to small towns and rural areas.  They hail from the Midwest and points south, from Texas and New England.  For those of us who make our livings in cities, it might not immediately occur to us that the guy with the service dog on the sidewalk is an Iraq war vet or the mother with the prosthetic arm in Wal-Mart served two tours.  These are proud and humble people, mostly self-deprecating in that envious way that makes you wish you had a little more of that.  


 

The people I've met don't see themselves as heroes.  They were just doing their job, they'll tell you. And their job was protecting us.  Just ask the Navy Seals who took out Bin Laden or the medic who was able to put two tourniquets on his guys before he attended to his own blown off leg. This job is not for the faint of heart.  And that job benefits you whether you feel it or not.  Someone has to protect the castle. Someone has to pull the night watchman's shift.






This Fourth of July, I hope you have a chance to gather with family and friends.  And as you celebrate by a lake or an ocean, overlook the purple mountain's majesty or the rolling plains, someone like Darren, someone young and proud and very brave, is on a foreign base or in a military vehicle in the desert, wearing far too much gear for a place so hot. They are there because their country asked them to go and they stood up and raised their hands.

 































There are no politics here, no labels.  This isn't about being for or against these wars.  And it's not about being pro-military, hawk or dove, donkey or elephant.







This is about the fact that no matter what complaints we have about our country, no matter what we'd like to change or improve, every single one of us should take pride in being American.   The same kind of resonant pride that bloomed after September 11th.  Sure, there is corruption and abuse of power; there are pork barrel politics, racism and extremism.  But we are a complex nation.  We fought for the right to be independent, and we founded a nation on the principal that all were welcome, free from persecution and tyranny and we've done the best we could with the times we had.  As a country we are continually a work in progress.  We are a perfectly imperfect vast land of disparate, differing folks braided together. We are fallible, but ever hopeful, ever striving.

 




This July 4th, take a moment in between the BBQ or the fireworks to think about what it means to be personally free, and how that freedom has a cost.  More than 360,000 of our veterans have returned home from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan with some kind of a brain injury alone.  That doesn't count the amputees or the fallen.  Behind each one of these statistics are individuals and families whose lives are forever changed, irretrievably different because of their service.

 




























And when our countrymen come home wounded, different or broken—it's up to the rest of us, the people like you and me who didn't make a sacrifice, to take care of them.
















That's just simply what people of a great nation do.















I hope this video inspires you this July 4th.

Patriotism

I love the patriotism of this time of year. Honoring our servicemembers of  long ago as well as our brave ones of today.   Please take a moment in honor of the 4th by clicking on "click here to enter the challenge and support us today" link below and watch the video to learn more about the amazing work the Bob Woodruff Foundation supports.  Bob met with some incredible people. Inspiration guaranteed! Donating simply $10 will help us earn a bonus contribution from the generous BWF friend, Craig Newmark. Wishing you and your family a Happy Fourth of July!

Lee

 

Starting today, June 28 Craig Newmark, a long time friend and supporter of the Bob Woodruff Foundation and founder of Craigslist, is giving away $100,000 to four organizations working on behalf of Veteran's and Military Families. This campaign is part of a new initiative Craig just launched on craigconnects.org.

Every donation you make between today and June 30th gives us a chance to win a grant from Craig. The winners are determined by the number of donations we receive NOT how much we raise. It's easy and your donation WILL make a difference.

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Across the country, the Bob Woodruff Foundation collaborates with other organizations and experts to identify and solve issues related to the return of service members from combat to civilian life and invests in programs that connect our troops to the help they need — from individual needs like physical accommodations, medical care and counseling, to larger social issues like homelessness and suicide. 

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Blink of an Eye

How did they do that?  How did they go from girls with a little fold of fat at their wrists to the lovely little ladies belting out the end of the year choral song on the risers just now?

I had that moment every parent experiences, sitting in the hot elementary school auditorium and fanning myself with the program.  There they were.  My twins.  Not yet ladies, but no longer little girls. The roundness was less round, the softness less soft, the faces were on their way to being more angular and cheek-boned, the limbs on the verge of bolting.

These are the last of the litter.  And I'm rightly tired at 51.  Next week will be the 5th grade moving up ceremony (because we must celebrate and commemorate even the most basic rites of passage in society today) and then they will be off to middle school.  And I'm so OK with that.  I was not the mother who, on the first day of kindergarten, threw myself at the closing doors of the bus and beat the glass with my fists.   I was ready then too.

Some parents proscribe a genuine mourning period when their baby does something for the "last" time. But I am comfortable with progression; with where we all are now.  I don't wish I'd had one more, as I've heard so many mothers lament.  I'm done.  And I'm OK admitting that.  One more only prolongs the inevitable question so many of us face — what are you going to do with the rest of your life and what makes you happy from inside?

I am unabashedly content to have come to the natural end of the "field days" and the field trips, the last of the choral concerts, the last of the hunker-down parent teacher conferences.  I'm done with hunting for misplaced library books, digging up PTO auction items and volunteering to paint scenery for the school play.  I'm thrilled I don't have to figure out what healthy snack to pack each day.   I am ready to lay down the more physical demands of the younger years, the books read aloud at night, the fighting for the front seat, the organizing and scheduling every event.  I am ready for the more cerebral challenges of the tween years, even the ones that involve attending to the heartbreaks of the adolescent world.

Am I nostalgic?  Sure.  Mothering young kids passed in the proverbial blink of an eye.  But there was also the routine of it, the slow and weighty increments of time spent ministering to a family's needs.  I can still see myself, mired in the bewitching hours, after dinner and before bedtime.  The twins were in diapers and the older children had homework needs, some nights it was the mother's grave yard of desperation before the relief team returned from the office.  Yes, I've thrilled as my children have become more self-sufficient.  I'm ready for them to pick up their own messes, to learn to run the laundry, to stop fighting over who gets the front seat.

Passages in life demand acceptance.  And while some of us move to the next phase with greater difficulty, I am comfortably nostalgic observing my babies growing up.

And as their beautiful little bow mouths form a perfect "O" on the last of their three songs, I smile…. for so many different reasons, all too tangled together to properly articulate.

Raising Kids in a Post-bin Laden World

Two days after bin Laden took his last breath, I woke up in a hotel room and opened a morning text from my 11 year-old.

"We don't have bread for lunches.  My dream last night was Pakistan bombed us and I was scared. Soccer was good. Love you."  My heart sunk just a little.

Sandwiched in between the ordinary slices of family life was that kernel of anxiety, something this post-9-11 generation lives with like a low hum.  It's an airport "orange-alert" level of fear.

In those first few moments of digesting her message, I mourned my children's innocence.  I wished for them the same anxiety-free childhood I'd had… until I really thought back to my childhood.   Yes there were manicured lawns and swing sets, mothers with milk and cookies after school and all the 1960's "Mad Men" set trappings.

But uncertainty simmered under the suburban veneer.  There was Khrushchev and the Cold War, the North Koreans and the evil bear Mother Russia's missiles aimed directly at our shores.  And then the shocking assassinations that rocked and shocked America; JFK, MLK and Bobby Kennedy.

In the elementary classrooms of my childhood, we regularly performed duck and cover drills.  I marveled that my simple plastic-topped desk would be strong enough to protect me from a nuclear bomb.

After the Bay of Pigs, some neighbors built bomb shelters.  My parents stockpiled crackers and water in the basement. That was where we were supposed to head if we were under attack, although I don't remember a serious family talk about it. It was our own little Anne Frank's survival area, which existed in a parallel life on the unfinished side of our basement, just behind the wall where the puppet stage and dress-up box lived. 

Osama bin Laden is to our children, what the USSR was to us; a monster, an enemy of mythic proportions.  And yet upon the news of his death, the third-world-looking video of Americans cheering outside our nation's capital and at Ground Zero waving fists and flags (although the cameras made the throngs seem larger than they were) made me feel vaguely uneasy.  I was uncomfortable with my younger children watching the celebration of a death, no matter how hideous the man. Of course I was relieved that he was gone, but it was a quiet relief.  I could not bring myself to dance on a grave in joyous celebration.  It was complicated.

Our family, like those of other wounded or deceased journalists, the victims from 9-11 and those who have served or are serving in the military, has a personal stake in the right to celebrate bin Laden's death.  We would be justified, I suppose, in our right to hate, to wish to see his death mask, his fish-devoured body; the proof that he's been obliterated.  The attacks he masterminded were the pebble tossed in the still lake that rippled out to injure my entire family and so many others.  The terrorist act begot the war, which begot my husband's grievous injuries by an IED on a dusty road in Iraq while covering that war. 

I wanted to tell my children that an eye for an eye debased all of us.  I wanted to teach them compassion and forgiveness but the bare truth was that our world was a safer place without this monster.  Sometimes, I supposed, killing was justified and life was lived in the gray areas.  The maxims were minimized.

In the 1980s when the walls fell around Eastern Europe and communist countries threw off the shackles of their doctrines, the world entered a relative period of peace.  And then a new kind of warfare.  Terrorism on American shores.  A hydra.  Cut off one head and watch three others spring up, blossoming with hatred.  There was a vague, ever-present threat that no one was safe, anywhere or at any time on our soil.  This is the world we inhabit now.

I find it comforting to study the arcs of history.  Periods of economic recession ultimately turn around.  Wars have been waged throughout time, empires rise and fall, children grow up and go on to raise their own children.  Flowers grow through the unforgiving cracks of even the best-laid sidewalks.  People are built to survive, to hope and to reach for resilience.

I don't know exactly what to say to my children about all of this, although at times it seems so black and white.  And I honestly don't think that fear lives in the forefront of their brains any more than the Cold War lived in mine.  I played dolls and hide and seek and kickball up the street and learned to write in cursive and went to the prom. 

There are times when the correct course of action is to ignore the elephant in the room.  Don't look for smoke if the air is clear. And maybe by telling me her one scary dream, it was just enough to release my daughter's fear.  I'd like to believe that's all it took.

I never knew what happened to our little cold war safe house in the basement. Perhaps years later when life righted itself a bit; when they stopped killing public figures, when the cold war thawed, when Vietnam ended, perhaps my mother simply threw it all out. 

And in the end all of my worrying and mothering and trying to get ahead of the curve is futile.  Because in the end, none of us have the complete script for how tomorrow rolls out.  And the simple thing I have to tell myself, after I've whispered a prayer to keep them all safe, is that if I did OK, hopefully my kids have a fighting chance too.

 

 

 

DAD TO THE RESCUE -- The Final Installment

For those of you diligent enough to read along thus far, we've had a semi-successful prom proposal, a trip to Paris and then an emergency appendectomy just when it all started to sound "Up With People" perfect. 

After spending the few remaining night hours post-surgery upright in a vinyl version of a crippled barka lounger -- dawn broke.  We had made it through the night minus one appendix.  Thank the goddesses.

I had been on the phone and emailing back and forth with Bob. "Maybe you should come," I offered tentatively.  "Now don't come.  She's going into surgery.  Now she's not.  Don't come all the way here, I'm OK." You get the idea.  Chick indecision.  The familiar "I don't want to inconvenience anyone" baggage of the oldest child. 

What's that you say?  My oldest sibling was never thoughtful?  Well, how could you possibly understand the burden and curse of being the firstborn; the damage to one's psyche from functioning as the parental "tester" model.   You middle and youngest children haven't cornered the market on birth order neuroses.

The last space shuttle mission was launching and Bob was supposed to be covering it for ABC–News later that week.  But I felt about as strong and together as a mesh bag full of Jell-O.  I needed him.

When your husband is a journalist, there is always news breaking in the world.   One of the things I love about my man is that as much as he loves the pursuit of a good story, he loves his family more.

I'm not Janet Reno or Lara Croft Tomb Raider tough, but I do take pride in being capable.  I can figure out what to do in most situations.  But this one had worn me down.  It had frazzled all my mother-wiring.  I was in a foreign country where I didn't speak the language, my baby had just come out of surgery and no one seemed to be able to tell me when we could go home.  I needed back up reserves.  I needed my MAN.

And frankly, what man doesn't want to be needed?  What dude in modern America (especially one who drives a Nissan Hybrid) doesn't want the opportunity to channel Marlboro Man charging across the plains to rescue his Wo-man and little'uns. What Grimm's fairy tale raised boomer-gal doesn't succumb to an occasional Camelot fantasy, no matter how many women's studies courses she took?

"I'm coming over there," he said.  "I've already booked the flight."  And that was all it took to lose it.  His impending arrival was now a good thing because the doctor on rounds announced there was no way we were getting out of here before Friday.  He looked at me like I was poodle pooh on the sole of a shoe when I suggested maybe, well, we could move it along and go home in two days.  It was only Sunday morning.  There was no way we were putting her on a plane, he said.  NO way.  Non. I felt desperate.   I'd never wanted to taser somebody into submission so badly.

Let me add as an aside here that the desperation was fueled by our room being located on the "Digestives" ward of the hospital.  If I'd smelled smells in the ER downstairs (see previous blog entry), it was nothing compared to the natural gas leaks happening on this floor.  All up and down the hallway, patients tooted and pssssfffffted away like a symphony of little helium balloons releasing.  It was an assault on the olfactory system.

Friday? I thought.  Five more days in France after successful laparoscopic surgery?  At first the country's chilled out attitude toward long hospital stays, the wine bar in the downstairs' cafeteria all seemed tres groovy.   I liked their style; don't push it mon ami, take it easy, reeelaaaax, have some Boone's Farm.

But now, facing a prolonged exile from my homeland, my twins, my dog, house and returning college-aged son, my lip began to curl back in Teutonic distaste at these softies.  Wimps.  Buck up, I thought.  No wonder you Frenchies needed the Yanks in WWII.  Perhaps our own Pearl Buck medical system of birthing the fetus in the fields, washing it with spit and going back to the crops was a bit more….. realistic.   Our American hospital policy of "stitch 'em up and kick em out" suddenly looked more workable.

Really?  You're thinking.  You were balking at being marooned in France?  With a doctor's excuse note and all?  Yes, I say.  Remember we were in a hospital, not smoking unfiltered cigarettes in cafes and picking up bouquets on our evening stroll.  The best food I had access to was in a vending machine.  And remember.  I smelled smells.

I began to hatch a plan (as only the sleep-deprived or deeply disturbed can) to bust her out of there, Bruce Willis style. 

I'd unhook that IV, grab a banana off the breakfast cart, shove it under my sweatshirt menacingly and scream something dramatic like "Don't nobody touch us!" as she hobbled out the front doors, me "covering her" and growling for them all to "stay back."  That's right people.  I was a Cagney and Lacey devotee and I dug Peggy Lipton on Mod Squad.   I have a recurring fantasy that I'm Mariska Hargitay on SVU.  I aspire to look that hot while packing heat and perp-busting.

But luckily, we didn't have to go the Dirty Harry route.  Bob informed me all this waffling and demurring was no use.  He was already on the way.  Dad to the rescue. 

Of course, none of us could have known that while he was flying from NY to Paris, the Navy Seals would attack Bin Laden's not-so-secret compound and kill him.  Big story.  Bad timing.

What I love about my husband is that even though this was a giant kahuna of a story, even though our family had been personally touched by the evil actions Bin Laden had set in motion, Bob never once opened his mouth to his daughter.  But I knew how much this was killing him.  He did what all awesome Dads have done throughout time.  He stuffed it down. And I love him for that.

In 2003, Bob and our friend NBC reporter, David Bloom, were each embedded with the military as they advanced on Baghdad.  It looked like easy victory then to the layman.  But on April 9, just outside of the final push into the city with the Army, David collapsed from a pulmonary embolism and died.

Twelve miles away from the fulcrum moment of the war, embedded with the Marines, Bob stood on the cusp of being one of the first battalions into the city. He was near the tip of the spear.  And then he got the call from his news desk about David.  He walked away from the tanks, over to a sand dune, sat down, put his head in his hands and called me.  Three little girls had just lost their daddy.  My friend and journalist wife Mel had just lost her husband.

And then he did something for which I will always love him, but which certainly couldn't have earned him much love from his supervisors.  He told ABC he needed to go home.

"I need to be there for David's girls and my kids," he told his bosses. " I need to be there for his wife and I need to carry that coffin with his brothers."

He pulled the plug. Leaving the story was probably one of the hardest things he had to do. And the easiest. 

So when Bob told me he was coming to Paris, that he wanted to be there for me and for Cathryn, I thought back to this particular time in our lives, eight years ago, back before the war had left its own personal traumatic stamp on our family. My husband was coming.  And my heart skipped a beat all over again.

I would never want someone to write on my grave "she was a prodigious emailer" nor would my husband want to be remembered first as a journalist. 

"They were good parents.  They did their best," is what I think we'd both choose to chisel on our headstones.  You don't get yesterday back and you have no idea how tomorrow will unspool. That old Harry Chapin "Cats in the Cradle" song becomes a little less cheesy when your kid is about graduate in a few weeks.  There aren't a lot of do-overs you get as parents.

I don't expect our daughter will quite understand exactly what all of this felt like to watch her in pain in a foreign place until one day she becomes a mother.  The selfless acts we undertake as parents are somehow hard wired into our ancestral unconscious. They are part of the fight or flight instinct to wrap our wings around our babies, protect them at all costs, or hurl our bodies in front of the speeding car while pushing them to the curb.

Were we there enough?  Did we listen and not just nod distractedly?  Did I wave them away at the computer, so focused on finishing my deadline that I didn't really hear the story about their role in the school musical?  Oh the many ways we torture ourselves as parents.  They will end up in therapy some day no matter how diligent we were, no matter how many times we Indian-styled it on the rug playing Apples to Apples. 

But were you there in the pinch?  Did you fly across the ocean when your daughter had surgery?  Did you let them know in all the important ways how much they come first?  Did you touch them enough and tell them you love them at every good turn? I hope I did. The proof will be in how they walk through the world, whom they choose for a mate and the ways they parent their own children.

Eight hours later, when I saw that hunky homo sapien of my heart walk into the French hospital room, throw his suitcase into park and fling his arms open wide, I felt the last bit of the frayed rope snap inside of me.  Cathryn grinned, I smile-cried and everything in side of me turned gelatinous.  In a really good way.

 

NOTE – this is the last and final installment of the Paris-Proma-Appendicitis trilogy.  But if you've enjoyed the blogs, come visit again.  You can also subscribe on the website.

 

 

 

A BODY PART IN FRANCE

 

We pick our story up after a kick-save ending to the hardcore "Prom-a" that had unfolded around the "ask" to my daughter's senior prom (see previous blog).  Crisis averted.  My work there was done.

A day and a half of shopping in Paris with friends; walking and eating, photos, smiles.  The Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Left Bank, you get the picture.  We were good.  And we had the VAT receipts to prove it.  I'd eaten enough crepes and croissants to sculpt a third leg with the carbs, but it was glorious.  And then?  The stomachache.  Not mine-- my daughters. 

We'll leave out the vomiting parts and missing the last night of dinner with our friends before they took off, but suffice it to say that I was not concerned at first.  There is a lot of low level whining that accompanies teenagers, lots of phantom aches, fatigue and growing pains to navigate.  Even women's prison-guard-hard me ("you don't know real pain till you've birthed a child or had your head blown off in a war like your father") sensed storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

We've all heard the stories about people whose appendix burst.  It's one of those perennial parent fears along with meningitis when your kids are babies.  These are clear "go-to" maladies, but then again, no one wants a burst appendix on Air France for Pete's sake (read prior blog about airline's level of emotional involvement).  A daughter with gut pains in Paris was no time to decide to "make a run for it" home. We'd see how the night fared.

We both went to bed, me with my fingers and toes crossed that this was just a stomach bug.  But deep in my gut, my maternal sixth sense was on simmer.  The next morning the stomachache had turned into specific pain on the right side.  This is where I really, really wished I had called Verizon and figured the international calling thing BEFORE I left.  Suddenly being unplugged didn't seem so wonderful, bon vivant and important for our mother-daughter bonding.  My friend Kerri was boarding a train to London with the only cell phone we'd had.  Our umbilical cord was being cut.

But for those of you who believe in divine intervention, the day of the acute stomach pain was the very day we'd planned to see my high school friend Nancy.  Her life is a made-for-TV movie. 

She lives in Paris: blonde, beautiful and stylish, fluent in French with two adorable little girls and … wait for it… married to a doctor.

And guess what?  Nancy assured me, enthusiastically, that shepherding two stressed out (one grimacing) Americans through the French public health system on a sunny Parisian afternoon was JUST what she wanted to do on a Saturday. This is a real friend.

We dropped our bags in her apartment, had a quick bite and headed to the French emergency room.  I was feeling more confident about a stomach virus and began to envision hitting a French bistro for dinner and making our flight the next morning.  I was dead —D-E-D wrong.

Suffice it to say that the next 12 hours in the emergency room and then finally, thank God, the surgery produced some of the most roller coastery events I've been through in a compressed period.  First a possible bladder infection, then a blood test showed a spike in something, then two hours later, as ambulances kept unloading people on gurneys, and a restrained mental patient was somewhat politely screaming "Seeeeeee vooooy plaaaaaaay" at the top of her lungs, it was confirmed.  Appendicitis.  The sonogram showed the useless tuber-shaped organ was twice its normal size. 

She'd never had surgery before, never had a medical procedure more invasive than a shot.  I had no idea how she'd react to anesthesia.  She had three AP exams scheduled for that week and on top of that, I smelled smells.  Bad smells.  A French ER after a Friday night reeks of the Mad Dog 20/20 bottling factory.  Blood, sweat and tears, complete with vomitorium.   Some other folks clearly had a lot more serious issues in this queue. 

All of this raced through my head in addition to the fact that I don't speak French.  Every time I tried to think of a French word as simple as "good morning," lame high school Spanish floated mysteriously up to the surface of my brain like a magic eight ball reading.  "Si" I kept answering everyone.  "Gracias."

The song 1975 hit Lady Marmalade and it's catchy refrain "voulez vous couchez avec moi," (which gave rise to a spate of fevered teen twin-bed dry humping) kept flitting through my adrenaline-drunk brain.  But I reasoned screaming that French phrase out in public might be problematic.  Especially with a child present.  On the other hand, it might move us up in the queue faster.

God bless Nancy.  I don't know how I would have navigated this whole mess without her.  And thank goodness for those French doctors and nurses, eye candy each and every one of those residents.  Some of them trotted out their high school English, albeit sheepishly, but it was head and shoulders over my two-phrase Fren-Spanglish. 

But what I realized, about halfway into my game of charades with the residents, is that parents can communicate all the important stuff with body language, with their eyes and their fears.  Sometimes, you simply don't need words—the heart has an international language of its own.

At this point Nancy's surgeon husband got on the phone and tried take the bull by the proverbial horns.  They listened, they nodded, he talked, they reacted.  Yes, we can operate, no, sorry, now we don't have a bed, you have to transfer to another hospital, no we can hold you here—maybe surgery tonight now, no, sorry, tomorrow.  The hours ticked by.  I physically began to shrink.  I got weepy.  I wanted my husband.  And I felt kinda helpless.  OK, really helpless.

Now let me just say as an aside that I've had my fill of medical situations. I consider myself a pretty tough customer after going through all Bob's medical nightmare with a head injury in military hospitals.  It takes a lot to rattle me.  And I was well aware that we could have been in a foreign ER for much more serious circumstances; a car accident, a head injury, two broken legs. This was minor.  But when it's your child, it's a whole different landscape of fear and internal God-whispering.

Sometime after midnight they finally wheeled her into surgery.  Nancy and I  (who I'd pictured would be strolling around her trendy neighborhood with baguettes and maybe a beret for good measure, playing with her girls at the park and going out for a wonderful last local meal of snails) were now curled up in hard plastic chairs in a dark hallway.  We were the only two people left in the waiting area.  It was the last surgery of the day or the first of the next day- depending on how you looked at it.

And nothing like a little medical crisis to bring two old friends back together.  The calming shawl of the hushed hospital, the day's spent adrenaline and that sub-consciously comforting 1978 connection of attending East Aurora high in our multi-colored Levis corduroys with curling ironed Farah wings, all instantly re-bonded us.  Everything coalesced into one of those memorable intimate girlfriend conversations that hopefully happens more than a few times a year if you are blessed enough to have friends like Nancy.

And then she was out of surgery.  It was done.  All good.  I could come in the recovery room.  It was 1:45 in the morning.  And I got weepy again.  Like embarrassingly, wet noodle weepy.  Like leaving Saigon by rooftop helicopter with Vietnamese whore wrapped- around-your-ankles weepy. I was throwing my arms around doctors and nurses, telling them this was my little baby girl.  I'm sure my breath alone at that point could have stood in for anesthesia.  I hadn't eaten.  My teeth were wearing peds.  But those health care professionals were all gracious, or perhaps they were simply appalled.  But they hugged back.

And when I touched her hair and kissed her freckles, she groggily squeezed my hand and I was just so grateful we'd had the surgery; that we hadn't had to wait one more night.  I told her what I thought she'd want to hear…what a champ she'd been, how proud I was of her.  "This will make a great story someday, honey," I murmured.  "You left a body part in Paris."

She smiled and then opened her mouth.  I waited, eyes misty, to receive her thanks, to hear how much she loved me back.

"Thank God it happened after the shopping," she said,  "I love that purple dress."  And that one utterance took all her effort.   She gave me one last blissful smile before she surrendered to the shroud of IV painkillers and post–anesthesia.

And everything I had smiled back.

 

Next Up —Dad to the rescue, Boones Farm Wine and a mysterious gas…….

 

The Prom Proposal- Part Two

I last left you headed off on a mother-daughter weekend with my girl.  I had the letter from her hopeful prom date in my pocket, having only learned few hours earlier of his request for me to have the pilot read the letter before take off.  I had also managed to pack each of us into carry-on luggage, with a wee bit of room for new purchases, no small feat.  Check, check, check.  

It was my grande finale of her years at home, my personal gift as a working Mom.  We would unplug, un-encumber, we would laugh and she would meet my eyes again, just like she did when I used to nurse her (that might have been one of the last times.) 

We were on the overnight flight to Paris and would land Thursday morning and hit the ground running with my chum Kerri from London and her daughter.  Shop, eat, walk, sightsee, talk, eat more, shop more, drink some wine and café au lait.  We'd be home by Sunday noon.

There was no way to have anticipated that the weekend would end with a semi-thwarted plan, a few extra days, a husband to the rescue and a body part, left in France…. (cue the scary organ music)

Lessons learned:  buy travel insurance, don't ever truly unplug -- get international phone coverage before you go, and try to speak the language.  More about all of that later.

 

Lets start with the prom proposal.  My husband and two girlfriends weighed in that she would be HORRIFIED to have the pilot single her out and raise her hand on the plane.  She is, after all, a 17-year old teenager.  She can barely sit in the front seat without minor embarrassment at my attempts to sing along with the radio.  And no one else is even in the car.

Plus—what if they told me they couldn't do it and she had to switch off her phone immediately for take-off?  The poor date would be left hanging for a six-hour flight.  I revised the plan in a way that was still public-ish but less mortifying.  I would ask the gate agent to call her to the desk on the loudspeaker and then read the sweet prom proposal face-to-face to save her embarrassment.

We were early to the gate and the Air France agent with trendy metallic eyewear was fussing with some phone crisis.  He waved me away, telling me to return in 15 minutes.  Then, double horror, the flight is delayed, indefinitely, for.. yes, my favorite excuse…"technical difficulties." 

An angry mob of businesspeople with connections and elder-travelers with raised canes swarmed the gate agents who backed away like looters were attacking the storefronts during Hurricane Katrina.  You all know this scene.  Not pretty. 

Rats.  My romantic proposal plot at the gate didn't have a chance now.  And I was running out of time.  I switched gears again.  Part of my problem, and I don't mean any offense here, but all of the people I was dealing with were French.  And the French don't do Prom. So this whole Cinderella proposal that made my Mom friends' knees go weak just thinking about it was lost on just about everyone from Air France I came in contact with including the three female gatekeepers of the Air France lounge.  I didn't get one misty eye or gauzy reminiscent smile out of these folks.  "Didn't you ever watch the OC?" I wanted to scream.  "What about Beverly Hills 90210?"  Their eyebrows furrowed at my request.

We were rapidly clicking past our original take off time.  I worried the young man would think she didn't want to go with him— she ought to have texted her response by now.  I began to break into flop sweats.  What to do?  We still hadn't been given a departure time. 

The sweet weekend away kicked off by a surprise romantic proposal was ending up being a little work and pressure on Mom here.  Sheesh -- this young man had better keep his hands to himself on prom night, I thought.  I should add here that Bob had already googled him, found out his stats from the football team and announced he was too big to wrestle to the ground.  This size boyfriend would require a weapon.  Only a father thinks like that.

I made an executive decision to find a stranger to read the note.   I began to troll for sympathetic passenger types.  I'd give them the letter and they would walk up to my daughter, read it, surprise her and she could text prince charming.

I spied the only two people that looked like a couple and boldly confirmed that they were parents (so they'd appreciate the importance of this).  So what if he looked like he had been the last dude out of Woodstock, like he'd just walked 5 miles home from a Phish concert?  He and his smiling gray haired hippie wife would have to do.  Everyone else looked—well, kinda French—and I didn't want to have to underscore the importance of the "prom thing" again.

A quick explanation and he was game to do it.  Five minutes later he walked up and told her he had a message.  Her face turned white and she looked at me quizzically.  He read the letter verbatim, forgetting to edit out the parts the pilot was supposed to say about strapping on seatbelts, etc. 

Her cheeks flushed the ballet pink hue of roses, then turned ketchup color and she looked at me and broke into her signature huge grin.  Then the fingers were off and flying, texting like a court stenographer—more huge smiles, relief, more texts, the one-sided demented laughter we so often see exhibited between people and their personal communications devices in public places. 

But then, the unexpected.  "Mom, you still have to have the pilot read this."  Say what?

Really? We had totally miscalculated, her father, my Mom friends and I.  She did want the attention. Who can ever figure a teenager out?

"I can't tell him we didn't do it," she said to me, pleading.  "You have to get them to do it the way he wanted it."  Sigh.  Had I not properly taught her about the intermittent importance of little white lies; about saving face and preserving dignity and the Santa and Easter bunny myths we propagate to prolong the innocence and wide-eyed marvel in the world?  Double sigh.

When we finally boarded the plane I tried vainly to get one of the flight attendants to meet my eye as I stood in the aisle.  They were so busy bustling around, taking coats, prepping the galley or whatever.  I stammered out an explanation to the youngest woman I could find, whose French accent was pretty thick.  After conferring with her team, she told me the pilot was not allowed to read something like this.  "Could you read it?"  I practically pleaded with her.  She would have to confer again.

And here is where I say that if we'd been on Jet Blue or American or United or Continental or you name it, this plan would have worked.  Those American pilots jabber on all the time about how many feet up we are and what kind of geological sediment is in the North Rim of the Grand Canyon as we pass over.  They babble in their Good Old Boy Top Gun voices about velocity and temperature and the kind of cloud coverage we've got going, and what their bowel movement was like this morning and all of it just as you've finally passed out in your seat from exhaustion and the little darling behind you has stopped kicking the back of your chair with his light-up sneakers. 

Those American pilots would have read the prom proposal, I just know it.  It would have been new material for them.

(Honest to goodness I am writing this on a plane to Chicago right now and the pilot just came on to give us trivia about Al Capone's lawyer.  I kid you not.  Case in point.)

And on an American-based airline?  Those flight attendants would have turned this damned prom proposal challenge into a musical performance of "Cats," complete with Radio City Rockette kicks down the aisle.  It would have been heroic.  But we were on Air France.  And the French don't do proms.

Five minutes later the flight attendant returned shaking her head.  Nada, no can do.  They couldn't read it on the loud speaker but she was happy to read it to my daughter in her seat.

Somehow a prom proposal read from an aging hippie dad and then heavily French accented, unemotional rushed flight attendant were probably not what her prince charming had in mind.  But the key here, as a mother, is that we tried. 

And as the wheels finally lifted off the runway at JFK and my daughter settled back with a look of satisfaction and good old wonderful smugness on her face, it was worth all the worrying and delays and concern I had about how to make this as perfect as I could.

 

Next up?  The story of the missing body part and the husband to the rescue.   Stay tuned!