Kathy Lette's Blog, page 9

Thanks for the mammaries

As the mammogram nurse squished my breast between two cold slabs, I cried out as if in the Inquisitioner’s torture dungeon. “The trouble is, your breasts are sitting very close.. read more

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Optimism is not an eye disease

My local bookshop has a new sign in the window – “Please note; the post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to current affairs.” It’s hard to disagree. What with burning.. read more

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Europe: We love you

A woman’s favourite destination is a cosy little spot that goes by the name of “G.” But, Europe comes a close second. The Continent haemorrhages history. There’s a host of.. read more

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Australian Friends: Girls Night Out Tour – November 2019

TICKET ON SALE NOW! Grab your girlfriends and join me for a night of tales. I’ll be baring all about some of my favourite things: From puberty blues to menopause.. read more

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Competitive Parents

I can’t believe that Extreme Sports Enthusiasts, otherwise known as “organ donors” haven’t taken up ‘parenthood’ as the ultimate risk-taking thrill. Parenthood would be easier if you could be strapped.. read more

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Boomerang Generation; How to cope when your kids move back home

Kids leaving home is traumatic, but not nearly as stressful as when they move back in again! Human beings are the only creatures on God’s earth who take their young.. read more

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What offends you?

I like a captive audience – but not in prison. Which is clearly where I’m bound. And so are you, probably. I mean, were you aware that anyone caught swearing.. read more

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Male Menopause: Fact or Fiction?

BLOKES, BE WARNED – BY THE TIME YOU “FIND YOURSELF” – THERE MAY BE NOBODY HOME… Has your hubby traded in the family station wagon for a flashy sportscar? Has.. read more

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Fake News

I have fake news. Honestly. Not a Trump ‘alternative truth” but real, scientific evidence from two English Universities which reveals that 80% of women have faked pleasure to please a.. read more

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Are YOU an Over-Anxious Parent?

A) Yes. B) Yes. Are you sitting comfortably? Pen poised? …Then please answer these simple questions. 1) What is a ‘fronted adverbial”? 2) Define a ‘gerund’? 3) Calculate the kinetic.. read more

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