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T.E.D. Klein

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T.E.D. Klein


Born
in The United States
July 15, 1947

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Average rating: 4.03 · 28,175 ratings · 1,618 reviews · 65 distinct worksSimilar authors
The Ceremonies

3.82 avg rating — 2,089 ratings — published 1984 — 27 editions
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Dark Gods

4.09 avg rating — 1,836 ratings — published 1979 — 9 editions
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The Events at Poroth Farm

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Reassuring Tales

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Horror 2: Los relatos de Tw...

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3.78 avg rating — 69 ratings — published 1986 — 5 editions
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Collected Stories

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Providence After Dark and O...

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Hypnos n. 1

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Great Stories From Rod Serl...

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“Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care.”
T.E.D. Klein, Seeing Red

“Then, idly scratching his nose, he walks to the bookcase in the living room and stoops before a set of drab brown Victorian volumes gathering dust on the second shelf from the bottom.

How amusing, he thinks, as he withdraws one of them-amusing that a key to dark and ancient rites should survive in such innocuous-looking form.

A young fool like Freirs would probably refuse to believe it. Like the rest of his doomed kind, he'd probably expect such lore to be found only in ancient leather-bound tomes with gothic lettering and portentously sinister titles. He'd search for it in mysterious old trunks and private vaults, in the "restricted" sections of libraries, in intricately carved wood chests with secret compartments.

But there are no real secrets, the Old One knows. Secrets are ultimately too hard to conceal. The keys to the rites that will transform the world are neither hidden nor rare nor expensive. They are available to anyone. You can find them on the paperback racks or in any second-hand bookshop.”
T.E.D. Klein, The Ceremonies

“As a boy I’d been afraid of the dark—or, more specifically, of monsters. I knew they only inhabited the world of movies, but sometimes in the dark it would occur to me that I, too, might be performing, all unwittingly, in a movie, perhaps even in the dread role of victim. There were two things movie victims never did, at least (alas) in my day: they never swore, and they never uttered brand names. Knowing this, I’d hit upon an ingenious way to keep my courage up. Whenever I was forced to brave the darkness, whether in the cellar or the attic or even my own room, I’d chant the magic words “Fuck” and “Pepsi-Cola” and I knew that I’d be safe.”
T.E.D. Klein, Dark Forces: New Stories of Suspense and Supernatural Horror



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