Doug Ward's Blog, page 8
March 6, 2018
Ward's Words #1235
I don’t think I have a coat or pair of pants that doesn’t have a plastic bag in one pocket or another, so yes, I have a dog.
March 5, 2018
Ward's Words #1232
Why have all the children’s games we played become based on playgrounds today? RedRover, BuckBuck, Kill the Quarterback. Sure, we suffered the occasional broken bone but it was good clean fun. Heck, I’d even go for a good, old game of Kick the Can.
March 4, 2018
Ward's Words #1231
Captain Planet used the powers of the earth… and heart?
March 1, 2018
Ward's Words #1228
I find it funny that Russia can make hugely advanced nuclear weapons and yet the videos they showed are so amateurish. Kind of makes you wonder…
February 28, 2018
Ward's Words #1227
In an effort to increase airflow throughout our house during the summer months, I’ve installed screen doors on each of our bathrooms.
February 27, 2018
Ward's Words #1225
Matches are made for haunted houses.
February 26, 2018
Ward's Words #1223
How did the Grinch get so strong if the only muscle that grew was his heart?
February 20, 2018
Ward's Words #1220
I’m giving up my dream of being a superhero. I don’t strike such an intimidating figure looking a little paunchy in my purple spandex.
February 19, 2018
Ward's Words #1219
If you buy some old Victorian home and don’t expect it to be haunted you’re a little crazy.
February 16, 2018
Ward's Words #1216
I sure am glad the Steelers picked Plaxico Burress with their 8th pick of the 2000 draft. We could’ve gotten stuck with somebody like Tom Brady with pick #199 in the 6th round. Good thing we still had Kordell Stewart throwing the pigskin. #Hindsight
