Doug Ward's Blog, page 62
July 3, 2015
Ward's Words #390
If you're the driver on a tandem bike, is it normal to be paranoid that the person behind you isn't peddling.
July 2, 2015
Ward's Words #387
The police in Hazard County are pretty lame. The Duke boys take them on a high speed chase and when they get away, the police seem to forget they ever broke the law. Couldn't the local cops just drive up to their house and arrest them? If a criminal leaves the police man's sight, are they now innocent? Every episode, these boys broke the law and got away with it.
June 30, 2015
Ward's Words #386
Oddly, a planes black box is actually orange. The US government is so efficient.
June 29, 2015
Ward's Words #383
The pizza shop down the street sells pizza by the slice. It’s kind of fun watching them toss the small triangles in the air before they add the sauce and fixings.
June 28, 2015
Ward's Words #381
The other day, I was in a men’s room which had a chair in the corner. A chair. Why the heck would you want to sit down in there, barring the obvious reason. It’s not like you want to have a long conversation with someone while they take a dump. Anything that can be said in there can be said anywhere else.
June 27, 2015
Ward's Words #379
I’m giving up food. It’s messy and has all that tiring chewing involved. From now on I’m going to absorb light like the plants. I’m calling this new form of eating being a UVegan. I even thought of a slogan. “There’s no better way of being green, than being a UVegan!” I think it’s really going to catch on.
June 22, 2015
Ward's Words #378
I knew I should’ve paid attention to that Chupacobra crossing sign. Like a good neighbor…
June 21, 2015
Ward's Words #376
You’ve really made it, as a musician, when your song is played in the grocery store.
June 20, 2015
Ward's Words #373
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand how a restaurant can say it’s sauce is homemade?
June 19, 2015
Ward’s Words #372
Why are there two purples in a rainbow? Both indigo and violet appear. Ok, try to argue that. Purple is a secondary color and indigo is a mix between blue and purple. Since when do we allow a tertiary color in our spectrum. I believe the natural sciences are becoming a wee bit liberal don’t ya think?
