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Ward's Words #1077

Diamonds aren’t forever.  They can be crushed by a simple, household hammer or burned in a fire.  Sure, diamonds burn.  The fire has to be 6000 degrees Fahrenheit or greater but they burn to ash in any event. 

Ward's Words #1074

Why do the frogs in our pond always seem to hide when it rains?

Ward's Words #1073

Is everything on Netflix British?  Cool!

Ward's Words #1070

Why is gold so expensive? Sure, it’s rare. I can only find it in every store… Everywhere… Even Kmart. Now that Kmart’s disappearing maybe it is going to be rare.

Ward's Words #1069

With the price of vitamins soaring, I decided to make my own, but keeping those tiny oil derricks on my goldfish’s back is really tough.

Ward's Words #1067

I like the term bathroom duties because I take my duty seriously.

Ward's Words #1065

Atheists are a non-prophet group.  

Ward's Words #1262

I really like the Allegheny Healthcare Pavilion. It was such a great idea to put the Pulmonary department on the top floor with such a lovely view for someone having an asthma attack.  

Ward's Words #1260

I’m really disappointed. Taco Bell says they have the next step in fries, then they show me cheese fries.  I’ve been eating nacho cheese fries for at least 20 years.  They are and were available… everywhere.  Maybe they should say, “We are finally catching up with everyone else and serving fries.”

Ward's Words #1258

This is the last time I pay the paperboy in bitcoin.