Doug Ward's Blog, page 3
November 8, 2018
Ward's Words #1136
I don’t think even a tardigrade could survive my sneakers.
November 5, 2018
Ward's Words #1134
My dog’s pictures get more likes than photo’s of me.
November 2, 2018
Ward's Words #1132
The Frick is a frick ‘en great museum. Just say’en.
October 31, 2018
Ward's Words #1129
Isn’t it funny that the same neighbor who shakes his head at your large Halloween display goes way over the top for Christmas.
October 30, 2018
Ward's Words #1127
If you’ve ever been mistaken for a vampire, you may be goth.
October 29, 2018
Ward's Words #1124
You might be goth if you have more than one piece of Victorian clothing in your wardrobe.
October 27, 2018
Ward's Words #1223
If the gargoyles on your house are permanent, you may be goth.
October 25, 2018
Ward's Words #1120
You might be goth if the last time you had a tan was when you were twelve.
October 24, 2018
Ward's Words #1119
If you dye your hair black so it matches your wardrobe, you might be goth.
October 23, 2018
Ward's Words #1117
You might be goth if you were seriously upset about the depiction of vampires in the movie Twilight.
