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Simon Clode By living through the experience it describes and visa bureaucracy stopping me doing anything more productive.
Simon Clode I wake up full of ideas most days and write as many of them down before I start work or run out of inspiration. About 2% of these become something fruitful. A much larger percentage are concerns I have about the boy in my local supermarket doing himself out of a job by pricing vegetables up in advance rather than weighing them on demand and why Liverpool sold Xabi Alonso.
Simon Clode My real job.

In my spare time I've just started working on A Good Guide to Bad Metal - a spoof of the Nu Metal genre's peak years around the turn of the millennium.

There's also a plan, with no timing, funding or permission slips from my wife-to-be to ride around the far more pleasant southern half of China.

I'm going to try and break a world record in autumn, so I may do a short ebook to cover that.
Simon Clode Get a real job, treat writing as a hobby. If you're good enough it will take off whatever the circumstances, working will provide ideas and make you grateful for the times you can write.
Simon Clode Tough question but semi-colons are pretty hard to beat.
Simon Clode Exercise of some form or other. Changing my location. Hallucinogenic bouts of food poisoning. The usual.

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