"Leds, leds, did you hear? The two wans behind the OMGWACA Facebook group are only after going and writing a bewk!" "Ah, jaysus, did they? Is it any good or is it pure #notions?" "It's feckin' faboo. Hilair and smart as a pair of them fancy red-soled shoes (Louboutins, would you be well?) they wear in the posh mags. Bits of it would shred the heart out of you too, mind." "Should I read it, so?" "Yeah, but, like, stock up on the nice tissues - the balsamy ones - sure I was a mess of tears and snot and giggles all the way through it." "I will, so." "Grand. And text me when you've finished it. We'll... ...more