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“I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay”
Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?"
"This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile."
There was another groan.
Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring?”
Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors
“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?”
Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

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