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Vampire Haiku Vampire Haiku by Ryan Mecum
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Vampire Haiku Quotes (showing 1-7 of 7)
“If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“If my heart could beat
it would have skipped one or two
as red pierces through.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“Let's put it this way.
I fought for the South. We lost.
Lance Henriksen rules!”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku
“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”
Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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