Plum Spooky Quotes

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable. ”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.”
“Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked.
Carl gave him the finger.
“Cool!” Hal said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said.
As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel.

When?'

Recently.'

No.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind Diesel. Well, okay – truthfully, I wanted to be in front of Diesel. I wanted to ride point, lead the charge, be the big kahuna. Unfortunately, Diesel was the one who’d memorized the aerial map. And he was supposedly the one with super senses.
‘Big whoop-de-do, super senses,’ I said.
‘I heard that,’ Diesel yelled back to me.
‘No, you didn’t.’
‘Yes. I did.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“And from where I was sitting his ass looked like little Bear's bed...not too hard, and not too soft, but just right.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke uo with a migraine this morning," Ranger said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Think of this as an adventure, Diesel said.
I’m from Jersey. I get my adventure on the Turnpike.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.
'That's my boy,' Diesel said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky