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Something Happened Something Happened by Joseph Heller
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“I get the willies when I see closed doors.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“i know at last what i want to be when i grow up. when i grow up i want to be a little boy.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“Maybe I am senile already and people are too kind to tell me. People are not kind and would tell me. (Maybe people have told me, and I'm too senile to remember).”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“Everything passes”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“I have a feeling that someone nearby is soon going to find out something about me that will mean the end, although I can't imagine what that something is.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur. I dislike anything unexpected.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“I suppose it is just about impossible for someone like me to rebel anymore and produce any kind of lasting effect. I have lost the power to upset things that I had as a child; I can no longer change my environment or even disturb it seriously.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“trying to evade the people who frighten us. We come to work, have lunch, and go home. We goose-step in and goose-step out, changing our partner and wander all about, sashay around for a pat on the head, and promenade home till we all drop dead.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“That's what Paradise is- never knowing the difference.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.”
Joseph Heller, Something Happened
“I frequently feel I'm being taken advantage of merely because I'm asked to do the work I'm paid to do.”
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