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Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere by Bill Watterson
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“Calvin: Look, a dead bird!
Hobbes: It must've hit a window.
Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that...which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
Hobbes: No doubt.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”
Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere
“Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“Nowadays, ads don't just sell a product. They sell an attitude! Look at this one! Here's a cool guy saying nobody tells him what to do. He does whatever he wants and he buys this product as a reflection of that independence. So basically, this maverick is urging everyone to express his individuality through conformity in brand-name selection?”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin

"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“We don't value craftsmanship anymore! All we value is ruthless efficiency, and I say we deny our own humanity that way! Without appreciation for grace and beauty, there's no pleasure in creating things and no pleasure in having them! Our lives are made drearier, rather than richer! How can a person take pride in his work when skill and care are considered luxuries! We're not machines! We have a human need for craftsmanship!”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere
“Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere

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