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Diary Diary by Chuck Palahniuk
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Diary Quotes (showing 1-42 of 42)
“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
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“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
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“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.”
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“All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.”
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“Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.”
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“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”
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“Everyone's in their own personal coma.”
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“Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.”
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“your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it's all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.”
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“Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't. ”
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“Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of your hair. Your fingernails. The forensic details. The lining of your stomach is a document. The calluses on your hand tell all your secrets. Your teeth give you away. Your accent. The wrinkles around your mouth and eyes. Everything you do shows your hand.”
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“You're always haunted by the idea you're wasting your life.”
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“you're doomed at being you.”
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“there is nothing special in the world. nothing magic. just physics.”
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“For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.”
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“Angel says that rich people don't like to tolerate much. Money gives you permission to just walk away from everything that isn't pretty and perfect. You can't put up with anything less than lovely. You spend your life running, avoiding, escaping.”
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“Just for the record, being smeared with shit and naked in the wilderness, spattered with pink vomit, this does not necessarily make you a real artist.”
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“The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.”
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“You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.”
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“Of all the priceless objects left behind, this is what we rescue. These artifacts. Memory cues. Useless souvenirs. Nothing you could auction. The scars left from happiness.”
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“If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion.”
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“Just for the record, waking up on drugs with your pubic hair shaved and something plastic stuck in your vagina doesn't necessarily make you a real artist.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“Stanislavski was right, you can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.”
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“How you're still always trapped.

How your head is the cave, your eyes the cave mouth. How you live inside your head and only see what you want. How you only watch the shadows and make up your own meaning.”
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“If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”
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“Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.”
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“According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind us of what we already know.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
“Proof that no investment is yours forever.”
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“Every masterpiece is just dirt and ash put together in some perfect way.”
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“Maybe this is why Misty loved him. Loved you. Because you believed in her so much more than she did. You expected more from her than she did from herself.”
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“The whole island was exactly what a kid growing up in some trailer park--say some dump like Tecumseh Lake, Georgia--would dream about. This kid would turn out all the lights in the trailer while her mom was at work. She'd lie down flat on her back, on the matted-down orange shag carpet in the living room. The carpet smelling like somebody stepped in a dog pile. The orange melted black in spots from cigarette burns. The ceiling was water-stained. she'd fold her arms across her chest, and she could picture life in this kind of place. It would be that time--late at night--when your ears reach out for any sound. When you can see more with your eyes closed than open. The fish skeleton. From the first time she held a crayon, that's what she'd draw.”
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“You'll need to suffer to make any real art.”
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“And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could imagine the people, the less she liked any real people.”
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“Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she did while shitting her pants.”
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“Some little part of themselves for someone in the future to discover. Maybe a thought. We were here. We built this. A reminder.”
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“Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.”
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“What you don't understand you can make mean anything.”
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“‎A different toothbrush waits in every time zone.”
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