Nature Girl Quotes

“Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

“Mrs. Bonneville never buckled her seat belt, even though it was required by state law; an ardent libertarian, she opposed government meddling in all matters of personal choice.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

“From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?"
"First I need a virgin.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

“The man's a born straggler, Honey thought, another lucky exception to the rules of natural selection. A million years ago he would've been an easy snack for a saber-toothed tiger.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

“-Elle m'appelle encore ton "ex-père"?
-Ça lui arrive , répondit Fry. D'autres fois c'est juste ton vaurien de narcotrafiquants de père.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Croco-Deal