John Egbert’s Reviews > Hades > Status Update

John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 106 of 425
As the realization of my own stupidity sank in, Jake began to laugh. I'm starting to like you, Jake.
Oct 04, 2011 02:33PM
Hades (Halo, #2)

2 likes ·  flag

John’s Previous Updates

John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 126 of 425
I edged away from him, but his grip on my arm tightened and he began tracing the network of veins beneath the translucent skin. Eh...Allie is aware that translucent means semi-transparent, not pale, right?
Oct 05, 2011 03:06PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 125 of 425
Jake, I don't like the way you're treating Asia because of Bethany. You're losing points, pronto.
Oct 05, 2011 12:14PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 122 of 425
“So what’s with the Mary Sue outfit?” Asia asked, plucking at the frilly sleeve of my dress. “You got some fetish for Southern belles? It’s very pure. That’s what this is all about, right? But did you really have to dress her like she’s twelve?” “No one dressed me,” I snapped. “Oh, how cute!” Asia threw me a scathing look. “It talks.” I really, really like Asia.
Oct 05, 2011 12:12PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 121 of 425
I gave the woman a closer look and remembered her instantly as the tattooed barmaid from Pride. It would have been hard to forget the annihilating look she’d given me then. She gave me a fleeting glance this time as if my presence were too immaterial to take up any more of her time. Is this Asia? It is. I like Asia.
Oct 05, 2011 12:10PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 110 of 425
Those involved were doomed to relive it infinitely. The other figures scattered around me were each reliving their own crimes of the past: murder, rape, assault, adultery, theft, betrayal. The list seemed endless. Eh...just a guess, but wouldn't a rapist like to relive their rapes forever and ever? You know, because they're rapists?
Oct 04, 2011 02:43PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 107 of 425
“You are home,” Jake said in a flat voice. He pressed my hands to his chest. His flesh felt as malleable as dough, and for an awful second I thought my fingers would sink right into the hollow cavity where his heart should have been. HUMAN PLAYDOUGH!! I've always wanted that much playdough, and compressed so neatly? Another point for Jake!
Oct 04, 2011 02:36PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 104 of 425
I was choking back tears. “Wasn’t it enough to abduct me? How dare you hurt him! You’re a vicious, heartless coward.” Rage suddenly replaced my distress. My hands curled into fists and began beating at Jake’s chest. He didn’t try to stop me but simply waited for the anger to subside. Alexandra Adornetto and her self insert character Bethie: taking feminism back a good seventy years every single time.
Oct 04, 2011 02:30PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 100 of 425
Jake twisted his mouth into an O of mock surprise and clamped his fingers over it. “My, my, we’ve learned to be catty. That’s a good thing. You can’t go through life always being Little Bo Peep.” *eyetwitch* CALLING SOMEONE A DRAMA QUEEN IS NOT BEING CATTY. Calling someone a idiotic fuckwad who is sad excuse for a human being and who should not be wasting air, now that's being fucking catty.
Oct 04, 2011 02:26PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 100 of 425
“Really?” I retorted. “I would’ve thought over-the-top is just the way you like it, being the big drama queen you are.” I tried to make my words as offensive as I could. I was in no mood to humor him. OOOOH! You called him a drama queen! Bethie, youz baaaaadddddd! /sarcasm
Oct 04, 2011 02:21PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


John Egbert
John Egbert is on page 98 of 425
“What do you think of my club rats?” Jake boasted. “Damned to drink and dance for eternity! That was my idea.” Sweet baby Jesus...DRINKING AND DANCING?! WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK...JAKE THORN YOU GODDAMN SADIST YOU! WHAT KIND OF SICK, SICK PERSON WOULD MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DRINK AND, DARE I EVEN SAY, DANCE?!
Oct 04, 2011 02:18PM
Hades (Halo, #2)


No comments have been added yet.



All of John’s status updates
Everyone’s updates from this book