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So some of these scenes remind me of things I wrote in bad Amelia Atwater-Rhodes fanfic when I was fourteen.
Sep 24, 2011 01:18PM
A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

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Anila
Anila is on page 783 of 835
Even Jon, author's darling extraordinaire, has zero agency. He's just pushed around by secondary (two-dimensional) characters for plot purposes.
Nov 10, 2011 06:44PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 763 of 835
finishing this POS this weekend. Writing up all my quote-rants will take a while after that, and the actual review will come after all those... it's going to be a while. but at least I'll be done soon.
Nov 10, 2011 06:09PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 702 of 835
BTW, the most common cause for dwarfism is a dominant allele. Sooooo in all likelihood, Tyrion is not his father's son.
Nov 10, 2011 11:58AM
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Anila
Anila is on page 667 of 835
It's like an accident on the highway - I don't want to slow down and stare, but I do. How does this book stay so consistently terrible?
Nov 09, 2011 04:20PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 618 of 835
Just realized that reading praise for this book makes me actively angry. Dayum. This review is going to be a doozy. I almost want to finish the book sooner so I can vent my rage.
Nov 08, 2011 05:29PM
A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)


Anila
Anila is on page 618 of 835
Well, the good news is that this book got me through my homework for Monday pretty well. I'm going to reward myself by reading something good during the week. Something like, oh, Red Glove.
Nov 06, 2011 09:52PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 594 of 835
Dear Mr. Martin: we get it. Men have penises. Now, would you please stop talking about 'manhoods'? First of all, it's a stupid euphemism; second, it has no place in the context of your story whatsoever.
Nov 06, 2011 07:25PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 517 of 835
We get it, seriously: the blood of the First Men flows in the veins of the Starks. WE GOT IT THE FIRST SIX TIMES YOU SAID IT. WITH THAT EXACT PHRASING.
Nov 06, 2011 12:51PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 514 of 835
Call 911; George R. R. Martin is axe-murdering the fantasy genre!
Nov 05, 2011 08:25PM
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Anila
Anila is on page 501 of 835
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. Mr. Martin, when I have HATED a character as much as I hated Viserys, I should enjoy his death. Instead, it makes me distinctly uncomfortable - not because you did something good, in making him three-dimensional and thus someone whose death I would regret, but because you wrote it so FUCKING BADLY. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SICK THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN DANY AND DROGO IS? I LOATHE THIS BOOK.
Nov 05, 2011 07:37PM
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Synesthesia i rather like her books. Though, where do your clothes go when you turn into a hawk or a snake anyway?


Anila I have no idea, but I loved the Kiesha'ra series for the fluff it is back in the day. (Still do, or would if I re-read them.)
That doesn't change the fact that the fanfic I attempted to produce was lame and poorly crafted.


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