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Choco is 96% done
He'll always look like this. When I'm fifty or sixty, he'll still look sixteen. AARGH TWILIGHT!
Sep 14, 2011 06:59PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)

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Choco
Choco is 98% done
She'd cried loudly enough that the man sitting across from her had offered her a tissue, and she'd screamed, What do you think you're looking at, jerk? at him... What a mean little bitch! Picking on poor innocent men and not ever saying anything to jerkface Jace. This REALLY pisses me off!
Sep 14, 2011 08:10PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 98% done
"Dumbledore would totally win," said the first one. "He has the badass Killing Curse." The second lycanthrope made a trenchant point. "But Dumbledore isn't real." Ms. Clare, are you trying to get more Harry Potter fans to love your books? Well, I'm a Harry Potter fan, and this pissed me off. Also, Dumbledore doesn't have the Killing Curse, you dumbo, that's Voldy and his Death Eaters. You plagiarist.
Sep 14, 2011 07:36PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 96% done
"That's great," Clary said, trying to sound supportive despite how gross the idea happened to be of people her mom's and Luke's age being in love. CLARE IS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP! THAT is GROSS, but CLARY AND JACE PRACTICALLY EATING EACH OTHER WHILE KISSING IS NOT? Oh my god, someone take her to a doctor!
Sep 14, 2011 07:11PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 96% done
Waaaaiiit a second. I remember from the last book that we got a whole chapter on Luke's story, and I think there was a lot about Clary's mom there. What I understood from that was that he loved her, but now it seems Clary doesn't know that. So I take it he wasn't talking to Clary in that chapter? Or Clary was too stupid to understand any of it?
Sep 14, 2011 07:07PM
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Choco
Choco is 94% done
Yep, and I was right. Clare obviously doesn't want any of her fave characters to suffer in any possible way. Her precious darlings.
Sep 14, 2011 06:56PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 94% done
She fell against him, trying to cover as much of his body as she could with her own. She knew it was useless. When the sun touched him, he'd fall away to ashes. Lemme guess. This is set up to make us feel all worried, and then give us some surprise that, HEYY, CHECK IT OUT -- SIMON IS FINE! Right? Right.
Sep 14, 2011 06:48PM
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Choco
Choco is 90% done
He didn't sound like a kid smarting off to an adult; he sounded like someone who felt like he could face Valentine Morgenstern on equal footing. Like someone who deserved to face him on equal footing. W.T. FUCK? So, Simon was nothing before? Simon is now something thanks to Jace? Clare seems to be very much in love with her little Jace. Another Stephenie Meyer. But, a sneaky one.
Sep 13, 2011 04:39PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 90% done
Wow. Valentine, the evil villain of this book, the one haunting everyone's nightmares, the one who told Jace all about how to kill vampires, JUST FAILED TO KILL ONE. LOL. What the hell is this?
Sep 13, 2011 04:03PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 86% done
I like how the adults and supporting characters get injured/killed, but our heroes, nope. They're just that special, you see.
Sep 11, 2011 06:42PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


Choco
Choco is 82% done
When the demon banked and swerved suddenly, she let out a scream. Valentine laughed. Why would he laugh? Was that an evil laugh, or like a 'I like this ride!' laugh, or like a 'hehe' laugh, or ... what is this? Why did he laugh? It seems so silly. Why would Clary scream, anyways? Her friend is supposedly dead, and she's screaming about this? This is so stupid.
Sep 11, 2011 06:26PM
City of Ashes (The Mortal Instruments, #2)


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Synesthesia (SPIDERS!) who the hell wants to be a weedy 16 year old for life? Stupid making Simon and daywalking vampire.


Choco I know. And now he's a glamorous beautiful angel guy too. I'd like it if someone was close to being real for once.


Synesthesia (SPIDERS!) True.
Maybe with a few acne scars or something.


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Simon Lewis....I'd stake him.

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