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:-O Isabelle just locked her little brother in the room! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO KIDS! You try to convince them nicely -- trust me, they do actually understand and will agree if you explain it well for them to understand! They could be gone forever -- so poor Max will be stuck in the room? And Clary doesn't CARE? Oh, this is horrible! What's wrong with these fucking idiots?
Sep 05, 2011 10:37AM
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She'd cried loudly enough that the man sitting across from her had offered her a tissue, and she'd screamed, What do you think you're looking at, jerk? at him... What a mean little bitch! Picking on poor innocent men and not ever saying anything to jerkface Jace. This REALLY pisses me off!
Sep 14, 2011 08:10PM
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"Dumbledore would totally win," said the first one. "He has the badass Killing Curse." The second lycanthrope made a trenchant point. "But Dumbledore isn't real." Ms. Clare, are you trying to get more Harry Potter fans to love your books? Well, I'm a Harry Potter fan, and this pissed me off. Also, Dumbledore doesn't have the Killing Curse, you dumbo, that's Voldy and his Death Eaters. You plagiarist.
Sep 14, 2011 07:36PM
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"That's great," Clary said, trying to sound supportive despite how gross the idea happened to be of people her mom's and Luke's age being in love. CLARE IS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP! THAT is GROSS, but CLARY AND JACE PRACTICALLY EATING EACH OTHER WHILE KISSING IS NOT? Oh my god, someone take her to a doctor!
Sep 14, 2011 07:11PM
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Waaaaiiit a second. I remember from the last book that we got a whole chapter on Luke's story, and I think there was a lot about Clary's mom there. What I understood from that was that he loved her, but now it seems Clary doesn't know that. So I take it he wasn't talking to Clary in that chapter? Or Clary was too stupid to understand any of it?
Sep 14, 2011 07:07PM
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He'll always look like this. When I'm fifty or sixty, he'll still look sixteen. AARGH TWILIGHT!
Sep 14, 2011 06:59PM
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Yep, and I was right. Clare obviously doesn't want any of her fave characters to suffer in any possible way. Her precious darlings.
Sep 14, 2011 06:56PM
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She fell against him, trying to cover as much of his body as she could with her own. She knew it was useless. When the sun touched him, he'd fall away to ashes. Lemme guess. This is set up to make us feel all worried, and then give us some surprise that, HEYY, CHECK IT OUT -- SIMON IS FINE! Right? Right.
Sep 14, 2011 06:48PM
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He didn't sound like a kid smarting off to an adult; he sounded like someone who felt like he could face Valentine Morgenstern on equal footing. Like someone who deserved to face him on equal footing. W.T. FUCK? So, Simon was nothing before? Simon is now something thanks to Jace? Clare seems to be very much in love with her little Jace. Another Stephenie Meyer. But, a sneaky one.
Sep 13, 2011 04:39PM
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Wow. Valentine, the evil villain of this book, the one haunting everyone's nightmares, the one who told Jace all about how to kill vampires, JUST FAILED TO KILL ONE. LOL. What the hell is this? [image error]
Sep 13, 2011 04:03PM
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I like how the adults and supporting characters get injured/killed, but our heroes, nope. They're just that special, you see.
Sep 11, 2011 06:42PM
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John Egbert Yep. This is what the good guys are like. Isn't it grand?


message 2: by P. (new)

P. God, I knew I would hate this, but this much? Twilight may be stupid, sexist, and all melodramatic, but there's all kinds of shittery in this one, and it takes it to a whole new level.
Bella was helpless and Edward was a coward -- Jace is supposedly a hero, and these people are some half divine angels or something -- WHAT THE FUCK? At least those morons were VAMPIRES.


John Egbert *hands chocolate* Be careful! Trying to understand this idiocy might give you an angerism!


message 4: by P. (new)

P. Oh, so much angerism. I was actually glad when my mom asked me to help her with moving furniture, getting me away from this.

That was so much fun, moving furniture.


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