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Pepper
Pepper is 57% done
"But his hand felt nice as it warmed mine, and I didn't protest." --> Bella, about Jacob. "The guy's head over heels for you." --> Mike, about Jacob, after Bella says that she's not dating Jacob. "I know," I sighed. "Life is complicated." --> Bella. *twitch* *holds head in pain* AARRGHH! SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN AXE! I WANT TO SMASH THINGS!
Jul 01, 2011 05:42PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)

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Pepper
Pepper is 90% done
Edward, you are one son of a bitch. So he leaves Bella, tells her he doesn't want to be with her, and then when he comes back, he calls her STUPID for believing him. AAARRRGHHH! *bites a pillow*
Jul 02, 2011 10:14PM
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Pepper
Pepper is 75% done
Hmmm... if these vampires are so fast that they become invisible when they're running, then why does Alice need to steal a car? I mean, wouldn't it be much more faster -- and cooler, if say, she got on top of buildings and jumped from roof to roof, like some awesome ninja? That would be faster, right? No traffic and no people to deal with.
Jul 02, 2011 04:22PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


Pepper
Pepper is 75% done
Jul 02, 2011 03:32PM
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Pepper
Pepper is 63% done
I seriously cannot stand this book anymore. S. Meyer pretty much just said that Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet was a romance not as deep as her own, and that his characters were placeholders. Have you looked at your OWN WORK? More importantly, HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AN ENGLISH DEGREE? *stuffs face with chocolate*
Jul 02, 2011 01:46PM
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Pepper
Pepper is 63% done
Oh my god, this girl is crazy. I mean, yes, I knew she was crazy, but ... I'm always shocked to find out just how crazy.
Jul 02, 2011 01:07PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


Pepper
Pepper is 63% done
Jul 02, 2011 01:07PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


Pepper
Pepper is 57% done
I keep laughing at random things in this book. It's not even funny, and I just go, "Ha. ha. ha. ha." My family's giving me such weird looks.
Jul 01, 2011 03:27PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


Pepper
Pepper is 50% done
"Was there anything sane or normal at all, or was everything just magic and ghost stories?" Dumbo, if I was in your place, and I knew Vampires were real -- well, fairies, actually -- I'd believe every other little myth or legend I heard. Why is it so hard for you to believe in the existence of werewolves now?
Jun 30, 2011 08:20PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


Pepper
Pepper is 50% done
Bella, full of holes, like cheese. Haha...haha...ha.
Jun 30, 2011 07:55PM
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Pepper
Pepper is 40% done
"I smiled and nodded as if I cared what my other friends thought." Oh, you BITCH! What a horrible, horrible person. I WANT TO PUNCH HER FACE!
Jun 30, 2011 06:45PM
New Moon (Twilight, #2)


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message 1: by Haleema (last edited Jul 01, 2011 05:57PM) (new) - rated it 1 star

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Pepper LOL!
You're amazing, thanks so much. That changed my mood.
*is still laughing*


Haleema I always look for funny HP/Toilet pictures. They're always so hilarious! It's a weird hobby of mine. =D This one is one of my favorites!

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Pepper Lol, I've seen that one before. Silly Snape.


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