Catherine’s Reviews > Eye of Heaven > Status Update
Catherine’s Previous Updates
Iris asked, "Is it just me, or do all men hate you?"
Blue laughed. "Only the special ones. I'm a natural asshole repellant."
Blue woke the next morning with a crick in his neck and a boot in his crotch. He was not sure which was worse, although he thought the very large half-naked man staring down at him with a cleaver in his hand might trump them both.
“Hello,” Blue said. “Guten Morgen,” said the man, with a smile that was almost as violently cheerful as the giant yellow happy face tattooed on his (cont in comment)